Recent Reviews
The basic premise of “Up in the Air” is that a person needs a family, at least some kind of permanence, in order to be truly happy. This is, of course, a giant, heaping pile of shit.
The true goal of this film is to instill in teenage girls the desire to lose their virginity as soon as possible.
If you had a Thompson sub-machine gun, do you think maybe the bozo at the teller window would have filled out his deposit slip beforehand?
Attention Hollywood: there are two things you should never make a movie about. Blogging. And Cooking.
“District 9” represents precisely what is wrong with all the torture-porn and pointless SFX garbage that gets shoveled at horror and sci-fi fans these days.
Mr. Cranky Rating Scale
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Will require therapy after viewing |
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Proof that Jesus died in vain. |
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How did Ricky Gervais Do Hosting the Golden Globes?
Who's Ricky Gervais?
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Spineless motherfucking snivelling pussies; they have had an unparalelled opportunity to do good stuff and they've virtually fucked it all away.
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Another decade is about to slide behind me, and here I sit looking back on them and just have to give them all together a thumbs down. Especially that second one, geez, that year pretty
- gamerarocks
Tis the season, so this list is dedicated to the childhood tradition of my annual christmas list of what I want from Santa. I don't remember any longer how old I was when I&nbs
- gamerarocks
It feels like time for the second list that turtles have. And never fear, there haven't been, aren't, and won't be any boy shorts. Just some lists of movies, televsion, and those in the
- gamerarocks
Even if they're giant flying turtles. Everyone has lists of something, written down, in their mind, about all kinds of things. So this turtle has decided to put some of them down, and t
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