Recent Reviews
If you had a Thompson sub-machine gun, do you think maybe the bozo at the teller window would have filled out his deposit slip beforehand?
Attention Hollywood: there are two things you should never make a movie about. Blogging. And Cooking.
“District 9” represents precisely what is wrong with all the torture-porn and pointless SFX garbage that gets shoveled at horror and sci-fi fans these days.
The periodic fight scenes are really nothing more than re-staged B-western gun battle scenes using sticks instead of six-shooters.
Mr. Cranky Rating Scale
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So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity. |
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Proof that Jesus died in vain. |
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