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It wasn't until 2011's "Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows" that a solution was finally found: gypsies.
Yes, that's right - gypsies.
I wonder who will be the first in the "Harold and Kumar" franchise to bite the dust before they stop churning out lamentable carbon copies of gags that were vaguely amusing the first time and indescribably torturous after the 93rd re-telling.
The main character's bout with cancer throughout "50/50" was nothing compared to the mental anguish I was forced to deal with as the 'plot' of this misguided medical morass unfolded before me.
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Way to share a birthday with Pee-Wee Herman. :D
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I don't know how many of you guys were ever lurkers, browsers or active over there, but after years of neglect and then several more of active mismanagement, the one-time Class-1 Grade-A gateway &q
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When it comes to outfitting the family for cold weather, winter boots for women and children are the most popular buys.
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