Recent Reviews
The basic premise of “Up in the Air” is that a person needs a family, at least some kind of permanence, in order to be truly happy. This is, of course, a giant, heaping pile of shit.
The true goal of this film is to instill in teenage girls the desire to lose their virginity as soon as possible.
If you had a Thompson sub-machine gun, do you think maybe the bozo at the teller window would have filled out his deposit slip beforehand?
Attention Hollywood: there are two things you should never make a movie about. Blogging. And Cooking.
“District 9” represents precisely what is wrong with all the torture-porn and pointless SFX garbage that gets shoveled at horror and sci-fi fans these days.
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