Recent Reviews
Fans of some of the more amusing aspects of the mentally handicapped will be disappointed with the soloist.
Unsurprisingly, “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” doesn’t deviate from the standard McConaughey playbook.
By now, most of the first generation of Trekkies are firmly ensconced in either nursing homes or cubicle-based jobs where their threat to humanity has largely been contained.
Mr. Cranky Rating Scale
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Will require therapy after viewing |
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Mr. Cranky's Blog
- 04/15/2009 - 19:54
So what, I watch American Idol. I got addicted, so I thought I'd use it to my advantage.
Poll
How were the Oscars this year?
Yawn
33%
They were on last night?!
44%
Good show
23%
Total votes: 43
Recent Crankizen Blogs
- MadNessMonster
Ugh, I've been working on this for nine hours. This'll probably be queued as potential Spam because it's a link but here's an early look:
- michael3b
Michael Bay hates you. And I can prove it. His disdain for humanity is so overpowering that at THREE SEPARATE TIMES during Transformers 2 somebody or something mentions that Megan Fox is attractive.
- gamerarocks
The United States of America has a disease. I don't know if it's necessarily terminal, but I do know that the CDC can't do a thing about it. What is this possibly dread i
- Xur
It takes many forms, but the advice always boils down to the same thing. One of the hardest things in life is to learn who you really are.
Caption Contest
You had me at "flux capacitor".
Winner: Scumby
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