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Boom! Cabin Fever
3 bombs The Cable Guy
2 bombs The Caine Mutiny
3 bombs Calendar Girls
4 bombs Can't Hardly Wait
4 bombs Capote
3 bombs Captain Corelli's Mandolin
3 bombs Career Girls
4 bombs Carpool
2 bombs Cars
3 bombs The Cars That Ate Paris
1 bomb Casablanca
3 bombs Casanova
3 bombs Casino
2 bombs Casino Royale
2 bombs Cast Away
3 bombs The Castle
3 bombs The Cat in the Hat
1 bomb Catch Me If You Can
Boom! Catch That Kid
4 bombs Cats and Dogs
Boom! Catwoman
2 bombs Caught
4 bombs The Cave
2 bombs The Caveman's Valentine
3 bombs Cecil B. Demented
Boom! Celebrity
3 bombs The Cell
3 bombs The Cellular
2 bombs Celtic Pride
3 bombs Center Stage
3 bombs Central Station
4 bombs Chain Reaction
Boom! Chairman of the Board
3 bombs The Chamber
2 bombs Changing Lanes
1 bomb Character
2 bombs Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
3 bombs Charlie's Angels
Boom! Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
2 bombs Chasing Amy
4 bombs Chasing Liberty
4 bombs Cheaper by the Dozen
4 bombs Cheaper by the Dozen 2
1 bomb Chicago
3 bombs Chicken Little
2 bombs Chicken Run
3 bombs Children of the Revolution
4 bombs Chill Factor
3 bombs Chocolat
NUKE Christmas with the Kranks
1 bomb The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
4 bombs The Chronicles of Riddick
2 bombs The Cider House Rules
1 bomb Cinderella Man
2 bombs Cinema Paradiso
1 bomb Citizen Kane
2 bomb Citizen Ruth
4 bombs City by the Sea
2 bomb City Hall
3 bombs City of Angels
3 bombs City of Industry
1 bomb City of Lost Children
2 bombs A Civil Action
2 bomb Clay Pigeons
3 bomb Clerks
3 bombs Clerks II
3 bomb Click
Boom! Clockstoppers
1 bomb A Clockwork Orange
3 bomb Closer
3 bomb Club Dread
2 bombs Clueless
4 bombs Coach Carter
2 bombs Cold Comfort Farm
4 bombs Cold Creek Manor
3 bombs Cold Mountain
2 bombs Collateral
Boom! Collateral Damage
3 bombs Comedian
2 bombs Commandments
3 bombs Con Air
3 bombs Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
3 bombs Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
3 bombs Confidence
4 bombs Connie and Carla
2 bombs Conspiracy Theory
2 bombs The Constant Gardener
2 bombs Constantine
2 bombs Contact
4 bombs Contempt
3 bombs The Contender
2 bombs Cookie's Fortune
3 bombs The Cooler
3 bombs Cop Land
3 bombs The Core
3 bombs Corky Romano
2 bombs The Corruptor
2 bombs The Count of Monte Cristo
3 bombs The Country Bears
2 bombs Coup De Grace
1 bomb Courage Under Fire
3 bombs Cousin Bette
3 bombs The Covenant
4 bombs Coyote Ugly
3 bombs CQ
3 bombs Cradle 2 the Grave
3 bombs Cradle Will Rock
2 bombs The Craft
2 bombs Crank
2 bombs Crash (1996)
3 bombs Crash (2005)
3 bombs Crazy/Beautiful
3 bombs Crazy in Alabama
Boom! The Crew
2 bombs Crimes of Passion
3 bomb Crimson Tide
2 bombs Critical Care
4 bombs Crocodile Dundee in L.A.
4 bombs The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
Boom! Crossroads
1 bomb Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
2 bombs Croupier
3 bombs The Crow: City of Angels
3 bombs The Crucible
4 bombs Cruel Intentions
4 bombs The Cry Baby Killer
3 bombs Cry Wolf
2 bombs Cube
3 bombs The Cup
1 bomb Cure
2 bombs Curse of the Jade Scorpion
4 bombs Cursed
3 bombs Cutthroat Island

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The Mr. Cranky Movie Rating Scale:
1     Almost tolerable
2 bombs     Consistently annoying
3 bombs     Will require therapy after viewing
4 bombs     As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Ka-BOOM!     So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time
  with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity.
Nuke     An abomination of human endeavor

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