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4 bombs D3: The Mighty Ducks
3 bombs The Da Vinci Code
3 bombs Daddy Day Care
3 bombs Daltry Calhoun
4 bombs Dance with Me
2 bombs Dancer in the Dark
3 bombs Dancing at Lughnasa
3 bombs Dangerous Beauty
3 bombs Dangerous Ground
3 bombs The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
3 bombs Dangerous Moves
2 bombs Dante's Peak
4 bombs Daredevil
3 bombs Dark Blue
3 bombs Dark City
Boom! Dark Water
Boom! Darkness
Boom! Darkness Falls
Boom! Date Movie
2 bombs Dawn of the Dead
3 bombs Day of the Dolphin
4 bombs The Day After Tomorrow
3 bombs A Day Without a Mexican
3 bombs Daylight
3 bombs The Daytrippers
3 bombs Dead Heat
2 bombs Dead Poets Society
2 bombs Dead Presidents
3 bombs Dead Man
4 bombs Dead Man on Campus
1 bombs Dead Man Walking
2 bombs Dear Frankie
Boom! Dear God
3 bombs Death to Smoochy
3 bombs Deconstructing Harry
2 bombs Deep Blue Sea
2 bombs The Deep End
3 bombs The Deep End of the Ocean
3 bombs Deep Impact
3 bombs Deep Rising
3 bombs Deja Vu
3 bombs Demon Seed
4 bombs Denise Calls Up
1 bomb The Departed
4 bombs Derailed
4 bombs The Descent
3 bombs Desert Blue
2 bomb Desperado
4 bombs Desperate Measures
2 bomb Detroit Rock City
4 bombs Deuce Bigalow
3 bombs Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
4 bombs Deuces Wild
2 bombs The Devil and Daniel Webster
3 bombs The Devil Wears Prada
2 bombs The Devil's Advocate
3 bombs The Devil's Own
3 bombs The Devil's Rejects
4 bomb Diabolique
Boom! Diary of a Mad Black Woman
3 bombs Dick
3 bombs Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
Nuke Die Another Day
2 bombs Die Hard
3 bombs Die Hard with a Vengeance
3 bombs Dinosaur
4 bombs Disturbing Behavior
3 bombs Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
3 bombs Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
4 bombs A Dog of Flanders
4 bombs Dog Park
3 bombs Dogma
4 bombs Domestic Disturbance
2 bombs Donnie Brasco
3 bombs Don't Say a Word
Boom! Doogal
3 bombs Doom
4 bombs The Doom Generation
4 bombs Domino
3 bombs Double Jeopardy
4 bombs Double Take
Boom! Double Team
(Not Rated) Doug's First Movie
3 bombs Down in the Delta
3 bombs Down Periscope
Boom! Down to Earth
4 bombs Down to You
2 bombs Down With Love
3 bombs Dr. Dolittle
4 bombs Dr. Dolittle 2
3 bombs Dr. T and the Women
4 bombs Dracula 2: Ascension
3 bombs Dracula 2000
4 bombs Dragonfly
4 bombs Dragonheart
1 bomb Dream with the Fishes
4 bombs Dreamcatcher
2 bombs Dreamlife of Angels
3 bombs Drive Me Crazy
Boom! Driven
4 bombs Drop Dead Gorgeous
3 bombs Drowning Mona
3 bombs Drumline
4 bombs Dude, Where's My Car?
4 bombs Dudley Do-Right
3 bombs Duets
4 bombs The Dukes of Hazzard
Boom! Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
3 bombs Dune
Boom! Dungeons and Dragons
3 bombs Duplex
3 bombs Dysfunktional Family


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The Mr. Cranky Movie Rating Scale:
1     Almost tolerable
2 bombs     Consistently annoying
3 bombs     Will require therapy after viewing
4 bombs     As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Ka-BOOM!     So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time
  with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity.

Nuke     An abomination of human endeavor

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