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Nuke Easier Said
Boom! Ed
4 bombs Eddie
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3 bombs Edtv
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Boom! Elektra
Boom! Elephant
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Nuke Elizabethtown
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(Not Rated) Elmo in Grouchland
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3 bombs Emperor and the Assassin
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2 bombs The Emperor's New Groove
4 bombs Empire
2 bombs The Empire Strikes Back
3 bombs Employee of the Month
Boom! End of Days
3 bombs The End of the Affair
4 bombs Enemy at the Gates
2 bombs The English Patient
4 bombs Enough
Boom! Entrapment
4 bombs Envy
2 bombs Equilibrium
4 bombs Eragon
4 bombs Eraser
2 bombs Erin Brockovich
4 bombs Escape from L.A.
2 bombs Escape from New York
3 bombs Escape to Witch Mountain
2 bombs Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
3 bombs Eurotrip
1 bomb Eve' Bayou
3 bombs The Evening Star
3 bombs Event Horizon
2 bombs Ever After
2 bombs Everyone Says I Love You
3 bombs Everything Is Illuminated
Boom! Everything You Want
3 bombs Evita
4 bombs Evolution
2 bombs Excalibur
2 bomb Excess Baggage
4 bombs Executive Decision
2 bombs eXistenZ
4 bombs Exit Wounds
1 bomb The Exorcist (Rerelease)
4 bombs Exorcist: The Beginning
2 bombs Extreme Measures
Boom! Extreme Ops
4 bombs Eye of the Beholder
2 bombs Eyes Wide Shut

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The Mr. Cranky Movie Rating Scale:
1     Almost tolerable
2 bombs     Consistently annoying
3 bombs     Will require therapy after viewing
4 bombs     As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Ka-BOOM!     So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time
  with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity.
Nuke     An abomination of human endeavor

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