Four Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
Movie | Comments | Blurb | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Family Stone | 1 | What kind of slime starts hitting on his fiancé's sister? And what kind of movie ultimately makes it all okay? | 12/16/2005 - 20:50 |
| The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas | 0 | Yabba dabba doody. | 04/28/2000 - 15:52 |
| The Fog | 0 | By the end of the film, the knocks at the door are more evocative of the old "Saturday Night Live" land-shark skit than anything resembling horror. | 08/26/1996 - 16:02 |
| The Four Feathers | 0 | They should have titled this "Lawrence of Arabia Lite." | 09/30/2002 - 16:19 |
| The Gingerbread Man | 0 | The level of stupidity evidenced here makes one wonder how any of these studio people can take a crap without falling in the toilet. | 01/23/1998 - 20:06 |
| The Great White Hype | 0 | Since he first burst onto the scene with "Bull Durham," (Screenwriter Ron) Shelton has since done a good job of writing his career right into the toilet. | 05/03/1996 - 22:06 |
| The Haunting | 0 | Catherine Zeta-Jones is fast becoming the poster child for no-talent, nice-to-look-at actresses everywhere. | 07/23/1999 - 16:46 |
| The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | 0 | Since I should pile on someone, it might as well be director Garth Jennings, who looks more confused than David Spade in a sincerity therapy group. | 04/29/2005 - 20:08 |
| The Ice Harvest | 0 | I'm not usually offended when a movie makes fun of Christmas, Kansas and religious people simultaneously, but somehow Ramis and crew manage to ruin this dark comedy by infusing it with the kind of yawn-inspiring boredom that could dislocate a jaw. | 11/23/2005 - 03:03 |
| The In Crowd | 0 | This is what happens when too many beautiful people gather in one place and a film is unable to find anywhere to put them. | 07/19/2000 - 20:38 |
| The Interpreter | 0 | That's right, the plight of Africans victimized by racism now has a face, and that face is Nicole Kidman. | 04/22/2005 - 03:14 |
| The Little Vampire | 0 | The little English kids like Tony about as much as they like cosmetic dentistry. | 10/27/2000 - 02:56 |
| The Loss of Sexual Innocence | 0 | (Mike Figgis) brings subtlety to cinema like Microsoft brings freedom of choice to home computing. | 04/29/1999 - 20:54 |
| The Lost World | 0 | Think "Gym-Kata" with big lizard puppets thrown into the mix. | 05/23/1997 - 21:03 |
| The Majestic | 0 | This is yet another film where people are talking about Jim Carrey as a potential Best Actor nominee. That would be an absolutely great idea if the award were given to the actor capable of making the best goofy face. | 12/21/2001 - 20:36 |
| The Man | 0 | "The Man" is akin to director Les Mayfield, the genius who brought us "Flubber," letting loose an 83-minute-long fart into the faces of movie audiences everywhere. | 09/09/2005 - 20:45 |
| The Man Who Knew Too Little | 0 | Unless I've missed one of those hard-hitting pieces of television news journalism on "Entertainment Tonight" about Murray killing his agent, I'd have to say that Murray would have a hard time distinguishing between a good script and a piece of soiled toilet paper. | 11/14/1997 - 20:59 |
| The Matchmaker | 0 | By movie's end, I felt like I'd been slamming Whiskey shots for two straight hours: I needed a place to puke. | 08/03/1997 - 21:24 |
| The Matrix Revolutions | 0 | If it wasn't already clear that Neo is the Wachowski brothers' Christ figure, it becomes painfully so here. In fact, I heard the Lord's name invoked many times during the course of this film as increasingly frustrated audience members begged aloud for some action. | 11/05/2003 - 21:33 |
| The Mirror Has Two Faces | 0 | This is no movie -- it's one long, boring episode of "The Love Boat." | 11/15/1996 - 22:56 |