Four Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
Ryder's comic timing is so unholy awful that, in a way, she actually steals the show.
|06/28/2002 - 05:07|
|My Favorite Martian||0|
Hollywood obviously has gas.
|02/12/1999 - 21:20|
|My Super Ex-Girlfriend||0|
Essentially, the joke is missing its punch line.
|07/21/2006 - 21:29|
Basically, if you enjoy this type of film, you're either huffing silver spray paint or haven't seen enough "Mighty Ducks" movies.
|10/01/1999 - 21:33|
|Never Let Me Go||2|
Truth be told, the hour and a half of "Never Let Me Go" slides by like a clone of too many other pointless British films – dreary people leading dreary lives, only this time instead of marrying their boss or inheriting some kind of vast fortune everyone ends up in a bloody mess under white fluorescent lights.
|10/23/2010 - 17:12|
|New York Minute||0|
If you stand under a urinating elephant, you're going to get pissed on.
|05/07/2004 - 22:55|
Most of the film's humor derives from some sort of profanity-laden tirade or a scenario where one character has an automatic weapon pointed at another.
|01/12/2000 - 00:38|
Unlike, say, "Arrested Development", there's a legitimate reason that "Night Stalker" got canceled. It sucked.
|06/30/2006 - 00:52|
Hugh gets hit on the head with a kite, punches out a stuffed dinosaur and has trouble saying the word "penis," because he's a stuffy, conservative English wimp.
|07/12/1995 - 16:24|
|Nochnoi Dozor (Night Watch)||0|
Just because "Night Watch" is the highest-grossing film in Russian history doesn't mean it's a good film.
|02/17/2006 - 16:29|
|Not Another Teen Movie||0|
This film is actually worse than a lot of the films it parodies.
|12/14/2001 - 16:40|
|Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps||0|
When not masturbating itself with multiple Murphys, this film is a painfully long, unrelenting series of freak coincidences, moron science, fart jokes and exchanges of patent untruths.
|07/28/2000 - 17:01|
Just when you thought the well of statutory rape humor had run dry.
|02/21/2003 - 20:10|
|On the Line||0|
Since Bass could sleep with any teenage girl on the planet, it stands to reason he should star in a movie where he can't get a date because he's afraid to ask a woman for her phone number.
|10/26/2001 - 20:17|
|Oscar and Lucinda||0|
Cut all the scenes where nothing is happening and the movie would be short enough for you to miss it while you were out taking a pee.
|12/31/1997 - 23:00|
If you're going to make a ski and sex farce, show some naked women and don't be coy about it.
|11/21/2001 - 23:19|
|Out to Sea||0|
This film is less a comedy and more a horrific "Cruise of the Living Dead." Where's George Romero when you need him?
|07/02/1996 - 23:21|
This is one big colossal nothing of a movie.
|10/25/1996 - 19:03|
|Pay it Forward||1|
Is it just me, or does anybody else see some hypocrisy in Hollywood trying to teach us moral lessons?
|10/20/2000 - 19:33|
If you didn't know, Koontz wrote the screenplay adaptation to his own novel. As such, it's filled with more throwaway dialogue than a Pamela Anderson Lee interview.
|01/23/1998 - 20:06|