Four Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews

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Mr. Deeds0

Ryder's comic timing is so unholy awful that, in a way, she actually steals the show.

06/28/2002 - 05:07
My Favorite Martian 0

Hollywood obviously has gas.

02/12/1999 - 21:20
My Super Ex-Girlfriend 0

Essentially, the joke is missing its punch line.

07/21/2006 - 21:29
Mystery, Alaska0

Basically, if you enjoy this type of film, you're either huffing silver spray paint or haven't seen enough "Mighty Ducks" movies.

10/01/1999 - 21:33
Never Let Me Go2

Truth be told, the hour and a half of "Never Let Me Go" slides by like a clone of too many other pointless British films – dreary people leading dreary lives, only this time instead of marrying their boss or inheriting some kind of vast fortune everyone ends up in a bloody mess under white fluorescent lights.

10/23/2010 - 17:12
New York Minute 0

If you stand under a urinating elephant, you're going to get pissed on.

05/07/2004 - 22:55
Next Friday0

Most of the film's humor derives from some sort of profanity-laden tirade or a scenario where one character has an automatic weapon pointed at another.

01/12/2000 - 00:38
Night Stalker 0

Unlike, say, "Arrested Development", there's a legitimate reason that "Night Stalker" got canceled. It sucked.

06/30/2006 - 00:52
Nine Months0

Hugh gets hit on the head with a kite, punches out a stuffed dinosaur and has trouble saying the word "penis," because he's a stuffy, conservative English wimp.

07/12/1995 - 16:24
Nochnoi Dozor (Night Watch) 0

Just because "Night Watch" is the highest-grossing film in Russian history doesn't mean it's a good film.

02/17/2006 - 16:29
Not Another Teen Movie 0

This film is actually worse than a lot of the films it parodies.

12/14/2001 - 16:40
Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps 0

When not masturbating itself with multiple Murphys, this film is a painfully long, unrelenting series of freak coincidences, moron science, fart jokes and exchanges of patent untruths.

07/28/2000 - 17:01
Old School 1

Just when you thought the well of statutory rape humor had run dry.

02/21/2003 - 20:10
On the Line 0

Since Bass could sleep with any teenage girl on the planet, it stands to reason he should star in a movie where he can't get a date because he's afraid to ask a woman for her phone number.

10/26/2001 - 20:17
Oscar and Lucinda 0

Cut all the scenes where nothing is happening and the movie would be short enough for you to miss it while you were out taking a pee.

12/31/1997 - 23:00
Out Cold0

If you're going to make a ski and sex farce, show some naked women and don't be coy about it.

11/21/2001 - 23:19
Out to Sea 0

This film is less a comedy and more a horrific "Cruise of the Living Dead." Where's George Romero when you need him?

07/02/1996 - 23:21
Palookaville 0

This is one big colossal nothing of a movie.

10/25/1996 - 19:03
Pay it Forward 1

Is it just me, or does anybody else see some hypocrisy in Hollywood trying to teach us moral lessons?

10/20/2000 - 19:33
Phantoms 0

If you didn't know, Koontz wrote the screenplay adaptation to his own novel. As such, it's filled with more throwaway dialogue than a Pamela Anderson Lee interview.

01/23/1998 - 20:06