Four Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
| Movie | Comments | Blurb | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mr. Deeds | 0 | Ryder's comic timing is so unholy awful that, in a way, she actually steals the show. | 06/28/2002 - 05:07 |
| My Favorite Martian | 0 | Hollywood obviously has gas. | 02/12/1999 - 21:20 |
| My Super Ex-Girlfriend | 0 | Essentially, the joke is missing its punch line. | 07/21/2006 - 21:29 |
| Mystery, Alaska | 0 | Basically, if you enjoy this type of film, you're either huffing silver spray paint or haven't seen enough "Mighty Ducks" movies. | 10/01/1999 - 21:33 |
| Never Let Me Go | 2 | Truth be told, the hour and a half of "Never Let Me Go" slides by like a clone of too many other pointless British films – dreary people leading dreary lives, only this time instead of marrying their boss or inheriting some kind of vast fortune everyone ends up in a bloody mess under white fluorescent lights. | 10/23/2010 - 17:12 |
| New York Minute | 0 | If you stand under a urinating elephant, you're going to get pissed on. | 05/07/2004 - 22:55 |
| Next Friday | 0 | Most of the film's humor derives from some sort of profanity-laden tirade or a scenario where one character has an automatic weapon pointed at another. | 01/12/2000 - 00:38 |
| Night Stalker | 0 | Unlike, say, "Arrested Development", there's a legitimate reason that "Night Stalker" got canceled. It sucked. | 06/30/2006 - 00:52 |
| Nine Months | 0 | Hugh gets hit on the head with a kite, punches out a stuffed dinosaur and has trouble saying the word "penis," because he's a stuffy, conservative English wimp. | 07/12/1995 - 16:24 |
| Nochnoi Dozor (Night Watch) | 0 | Just because "Night Watch" is the highest-grossing film in Russian history doesn't mean it's a good film. | 02/17/2006 - 16:29 |
| Not Another Teen Movie | 0 | This film is actually worse than a lot of the films it parodies. | 12/14/2001 - 16:40 |
| Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps | 0 | When not masturbating itself with multiple Murphys, this film is a painfully long, unrelenting series of freak coincidences, moron science, fart jokes and exchanges of patent untruths. | 07/28/2000 - 17:01 |
| Old School | 1 | Just when you thought the well of statutory rape humor had run dry. | 02/21/2003 - 20:10 |
| On the Line | 0 | Since Bass could sleep with any teenage girl on the planet, it stands to reason he should star in a movie where he can't get a date because he's afraid to ask a woman for her phone number. | 10/26/2001 - 20:17 |
| Oscar and Lucinda | 0 | Cut all the scenes where nothing is happening and the movie would be short enough for you to miss it while you were out taking a pee. | 12/31/1997 - 23:00 |
| Out Cold | 0 | If you're going to make a ski and sex farce, show some naked women and don't be coy about it. | 11/21/2001 - 23:19 |
| Out to Sea | 0 | This film is less a comedy and more a horrific "Cruise of the Living Dead." Where's George Romero when you need him? | 07/02/1996 - 23:21 |
| Palookaville | 0 | This is one big colossal nothing of a movie. | 10/25/1996 - 19:03 |
| Pay it Forward | 1 | Is it just me, or does anybody else see some hypocrisy in Hollywood trying to teach us moral lessons? | 10/20/2000 - 19:33 |
| Phantoms | 0 | If you didn't know, Koontz wrote the screenplay adaptation to his own novel. As such, it's filled with more throwaway dialogue than a Pamela Anderson Lee interview. | 01/23/1998 - 20:06 |