Four Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews

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The Family Stone1

What kind of slime starts hitting on his fiancé's sister? And what kind of movie ultimately makes it all okay?

12/16/2005 - 20:50
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas 0

Yabba dabba doody.

04/28/2000 - 15:52
The Fog0

By the end of the film, the knocks at the door are more evocative of the old "Saturday Night Live" land-shark skit than anything resembling horror.

08/26/1996 - 16:02
The Four Feathers0

They should have titled this "Lawrence of Arabia Lite."

09/30/2002 - 16:19
The Gingerbread Man 0

The level of stupidity evidenced here makes one wonder how any of these studio people can take a crap without falling in the toilet.

01/23/1998 - 20:06
The Great White Hype 0

Since he first burst onto the scene with "Bull Durham," (Screenwriter Ron) Shelton has since done a good job of writing his career right into the toilet.

05/03/1996 - 22:06
The Haunting0

Catherine Zeta-Jones is fast becoming the poster child for no-talent, nice-to-look-at actresses everywhere.

07/23/1999 - 16:46
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 0

Since I should pile on someone, it might as well be director Garth Jennings, who looks more confused than David Spade in a sincerity therapy group.

04/29/2005 - 20:08
The Ice Harvest0

I'm not usually offended when a movie makes fun of Christmas, Kansas and religious people simultaneously, but somehow Ramis and crew manage to ruin this dark comedy by infusing it with the kind of yawn-inspiring boredom that could dislocate a jaw.

11/23/2005 - 03:03
The In Crowd0

This is what happens when too many beautiful people gather in one place and a film is unable to find anywhere to put them.

07/19/2000 - 20:38
The Interpreter 0

That's right, the plight of Africans victimized by racism now has a face, and that face is Nicole Kidman.

04/22/2005 - 03:14
The Little Vampire 0

The little English kids like Tony about as much as they like cosmetic dentistry.

10/27/2000 - 02:56
The Loss of Sexual Innocence 0

(Mike Figgis) brings subtlety to cinema like Microsoft brings freedom of choice to home computing.

04/29/1999 - 20:54
The Lost World0

Think "Gym-Kata" with big lizard puppets thrown into the mix.

05/23/1997 - 21:03
The Majestic0

This is yet another film where people are talking about Jim Carrey as a potential Best Actor nominee. That would be an absolutely great idea if the award were given to the actor capable of making the best goofy face.

12/21/2001 - 20:36
The Man0

"The Man" is akin to director Les Mayfield, the genius who brought us "Flubber," letting loose an 83-minute-long fart into the faces of movie audiences everywhere.

09/09/2005 - 20:45
The Man Who Knew Too Little 0

Unless I've missed one of those hard-hitting pieces of television news journalism on "Entertainment Tonight" about Murray killing his agent, I'd have to say that Murray would have a hard time distinguishing between a good script and a piece of soiled toilet paper.

11/14/1997 - 20:59
The Matchmaker 0

By movie's end, I felt like I'd been slamming Whiskey shots for two straight hours: I needed a place to puke.

08/03/1997 - 21:24
The Matrix Revolutions 0

If it wasn't already clear that Neo is the Wachowski brothers' Christ figure, it becomes painfully so here. In fact, I heard the Lord's name invoked many times during the course of this film as increasingly frustrated audience members begged aloud for some action.

11/05/2003 - 21:33
The Mirror Has Two Faces 0

This is no movie -- it's one long, boring episode of "The Love Boat."

11/15/1996 - 22:56