Four Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
Movie | Comments | Blurb | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| Eraser | 0 | A couple more bad lines and a couple more cheesy special effects and Arnold Schwarzenegger's latest could easily have been remembered as the "Showgirls" of action pictures. | 06/26/1996 - 00:03 |
| Escape from L.A. | 0 | It stretches the very definition of "pathetic" when a filmmaker has so few creative inspirations that he's forced to rip himself off. | 08/09/1996 - 19:23 |
| Evolution | 0 | "Evolution" develops into little more than "Ghostbusters" with more computer graphics and less humor. | 06/08/2001 - 20:06 |
| Executive Decision | 0 | The moral of the story for minorities: Obey the white people or they'll shoot you full of holes. | 03/15/1996 - 20:13 |
| Exit Wounds | 0 | When this fact was actually "revealed" in the theater, a comatose grandmother in the front row momentarily came to life and screamed, "No shit!" | 03/16/2001 - 20:26 |
| Eye of the Beholder | 0 | The movie soon starts to unravel like John Goodman and Rosie O'Donnell doing a synchronized striptease. | 01/28/2000 - 20:39 |
| Faithful | 0 | Cher attempts to be convincing by making fun of people who have undergone plastic surgery. | 04/03/1996 - 20:43 |
| Fantastic Four | 0 | Even pre-teens might not have their mental abilities taxed during this particular comic book adaptation. The movie is about as deep as a silverware tray and the cast was culled during the coffee break over at the FX network. | 07/08/2005 - 21:05 |
| Fast Food Nation | 1 | The burgers aren't the only things that contain fecal matter. | 11/17/2006 - 13:53 |
| Fat Albert | 0 | Why? | 12/25/2004 - 14:00 |
| Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas | 0 | Rarely, if ever, are drug stories interesting to anybody other than the people to whom they happen. | 05/22/1998 - 14:04 |
| Final Destination 3 | 0 | With any luck, the third film is the final destination for the entire series. | 02/10/2006 - 14:26 |
| Fire Down Below | 2 | The next time you step over that blind paraplegic epileptic AIDS victim on the sidewalk, look twice -- it may be Seagal preparing for his next role. | 09/05/1997 - 14:41 |
| Firestorm | 0 | While "Firestorm" is high on computer-generated fire effects, it's lacking in believable character motivations. | 01/09/1998 - 14:46 |
| First Kid | 0 | (Director David Mickey) Evans was responsible for writing the atrocious "RadioFlyer" and directing "The Sandlot," yet, instead of being imprisoned, he's still being allowed to make films. | 08/30/1996 - 14:52 |
| Fled | 0 | You'll hear the words "get the disk" so many times, you'll seriously consider giving up the comforts of modern life and moving into a grass hut somewhere. | 07/19/1996 - 15:20 |
| Flubber | 0 | "Flubber" is further evidence of the death of cinema. | 11/26/1997 - 15:57 |
| For Richer or Poorer | 0 | Director Bryan Spicer is quickly developing the kind of resume that gives producers erections because they know that, no matter what, this is a man whose ass can really relax to having a hand way up it. | 12/12/1997 - 16:11 |
| Forces of Nature | 0 | Let's see, Ben Affleck is stuck with Sandra Bullock in a small vehicle, and they're driving all the way to Georgia. Is he going to fall in love with her even though they're complete opposites? Holy shit, I think so. | 03/19/1999 - 16:06 |
| Formula 51 | 0 | Just say NO. | 10/18/2002 - 16:12 |