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2 bombs Galaxy Quest
3 bombs The Game
4 bombs Gang Related
2 bombs Gangs of New York
2 bombs The Garden of the Finzi-Continis
3 bombs Garden State
Boom! Garfield: The Movie
1 bomb Gattaca
1 bomb The General
3 bombs The General's Daughter
2 bombs George of the Jungle
Boom! Gerry
3 bombs Get Carter
3 bombs Get on the Bus
3 bombs Get Over It
4 bombs Get Rich or Die Tryin'
3 bombs The Ghost and the Darkness
1 bomb Ghost Dog
2 bombs Ghost in the Shell
2 bombs Ghost World
4 bombs Ghosts of Mars
3 bombs Ghosts of Mississippi
3 bombs G.I. Jane
2 bombs The Gift
4 bombs Gigli
3 bombs The Gingerbread Man
2 bombs Girl 6
3 bombs Girl, Interrupted
Boom! The Girl Next Door
3 bombs Girl with a Pearl Earring
2 bombs Girlfight
1 bomb Girls Gone Wild: The Movie
3 bombs Girls Town
2 bombs Gladiator
3 bombs The Glass House
3 bombs The Glimmer Man
3 bombs Glory Road
Boom! Glitter
3 bombs Go
2 bombs Goal: The Dream Begins
1 bomb The Godfather
3 bombs Gods and Generals
2 bombs Gods and Monsters
3 bombs Godsend
4 bombs Godzilla
4 bombs Godzilla 2000
3 bombs Goldeneye
Boom! Gone Fishin'
3 bombs Gone in 60 Seconds
2 bombs Gone with the Wind
2 bombs The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
1 bomb Good Burger
2 bombs The Good Girl
2 bombs Good Night, and Good Luck
2 bombs The Good Shepherd
1 bomb Good Will Hunting
3 bombs Goodbye Lover
1 bomb Goodfellas
3 bombs Gosford Park
3 bombs Gossip
3 bombs Gothika
3 bombs The Governess
2 bombs The Graduate
4 bombs Grand Theft Auto
BOOM! Grandma's Boy
3 bombs Grease
1 bomb The Great Escape
3 bombs Great Expectations
3 bombs The Great Raid
4 bombs The Great White Hype
4 bombs Gridiron Gang
4 bombs Gridlock'd
3 bombs Grosse Pointe Blank
2 bombs The Grudge
3 bombs The Grudge 2
3 bombs The Guardian
4 bombs Guess Who
3 bombs Guinevere
3 bombs Gun Shy
4 bombs A Guy Thing

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The Mr. Cranky Movie Rating Scale:
1     Almost tolerable
2 bombs     Consistently annoying
3 bombs     Will require therapy after viewing
4 bombs     As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Ka-BOOM!     So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time
  with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity.
Nuke     An abomination of human endeavor

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