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4 bombs Half-Baked
2 bombs Half Nelson
Boom! Half Past Dead
2 bombs Halloween
4 bombs Halloween: H2O
Boom! Halloween: Resurrection
2 bombs Hamlet (1996)
3 bombs Hamlet (2000)
4 bombs Hanging Up
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3 bombs Happenstance
3 bombs Happiness
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3 bombs Happy Gilmore
3 bombs Happy, Texas
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3 bombs Hard Rain
4 bombs Hardball
2 bombs Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
4 bombs Harriet the Spy
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2 bombs Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
2 bombs Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
3 bombs Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
3 bombs Harsh Times
4 bombs Hart's War
3 bombs The Haunted Mansion
4 bombs The Haunting
4 bombs Haute Tension
Boom! He Got Game
4 bombs Head of State
4 bombs Head Over Heels
3 bombs Heartbreakers
1 bomb Hearts in Atlantis
3 bombs Heat
1 bombs Heathers
1 bombs Heaven
4 bombs Heaven's Prisoners
2 bombs Heavy
3 bombs Heavy Metal 2000
2 bombs Hedwig and the Angry Inch
3 bombs Heights
3 bombs Heist
3 bombs Hellboy
4 bombs Hellraiser: Bloodline
4 bombs Henry Fool
4 bombs Herbie: Fully Loaded
2 bombs Hercules
Boom! Here on Earth
1 bomb Hero
4 bombs Hey Arnold! The Movie
3 bomb Hidalgo
4 bombs Hide and Seek
4 bombs Hideous Kinky
3 bombs High Art
3 bombs High Crimes
2 bombs High Fidelity
3 bombs High Heels and Low Lifes
Boom! High School Ghost Hustlers
Boom! High School High
3 bombs Highlander
4 bombs Highlander: Endgame
2 bombs Hilary and Jackie
Boom! The Hills Have Eyes
2 bombs Hiroshima Mon Amour
2 bombs A History of Violence
2 bombs Hitch
4 bomb The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
2 bombs Holes
3 bombs The Holiday
3 bombs Hollow Man
4 bombs Hollywood Ending
4 bombs Hollywood Homicide
3 bombs Hollywoodland
4 bombs Holy Man
4 bombs Home Alone 3
3 bombs Home Fries
4 bombs Homeward Bound 2: Lost in San Francisco
Boom! Honey
Boom! The Honeymooners
3 bombs Hoodlum
3 bombs Hope Floats
2 bombs The Horse Whisperer
3 bombs Hostage
2 bombs Hostel
3 bombs The Hot Chick
2 bombs Hotel Rwanda
1 bomb The Hours
4 bombs House of 1000 Corpses
4 bombs House Arrest
Boom! House of D
Boom! House of the Dead
3 bombs The House of Mirth
3 bombs The House of Sand and Fog
2 bombs House of Wax
3 bombs The House of Yes
3 bombs House on Haunted Hill
2 bombs How Green Was My Valley
3 bombs How the Grinch Stole Christmas
4 bombs How High
3 bombs How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
4 bombs How Stella Got Her Groove Back
3 bombs Howl's Moving Castle
1 bomb The Hulk
3 bombs The Human Stain
2 bombs The Hunchback of Notre Dame
2 bombs The Hunt for Red October
3 bombs The Hunted
3 bombs The Hurricane
4 bombs Hush
3 bombs Hustle & Flow

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The Mr. Cranky Movie Rating Scale:
1     Almost tolerable
2 bombs     Consistently annoying
3 bombs     Will require therapy after viewing
4 bombs     As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Ka-BOOM!     So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time
  with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity.
Nuke     An abomination of human endeavor

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