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Nuke I Am Sam
3 bombs I Dreamed of Africa
3 bombs I Heart Huckabees
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3 bombs I, Robot
2 bombs I Shot Andy Warhol
4 bombs I Spy
4 bombs I Still Know What Your Breasts Did Last Summer
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4 bombs I'll Be Home for Christmas
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2 bombs The Ice Storm
2 bombs An Ideal Husband
4 bombs Idle Hands
3 bombs If Lucy Fell
4 bombs Igby Goes Down
3 bombs Illuminata
2 bombs The Illusionist
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2 bombs I'm Not Scared
3 bombs The Importance of Being Earnest
1 bomb In America
3 bombs In & Out
2 bombs In the Company of Men
4 bombs The In Crowd
3 bombs In Dreams
2 bombs In Her Shoes
3 bombs The In-Laws
3 bombs In Love and War
2 bomb In the Bedroom
3 bombs In the Cut
2 bombs In Good Company
4 bombs In the Mood for Love
2 bombs In Too Deep
2 bombs An Inconvenient Truth
3 bombs The Incredible Mr. Limpet
1 bomb The Incredibles
3 bombs Independence Day
2 bombs Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
3 bombs Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
3 bombs Infinity
2 bombs Inside Man
2 bomb The Insider
2 bombs Insomnia
Boom! Inspector Gadget
3 bombs Instinct
3 bombs Interview with the Vampire
3 bombs Intermission
4 bombs Into the Blue
2 bomb Intolerable Cruelty
3 bombs Inventing the Abbotts
3 bombs Invincible
3 bombs Iris
2 bombs The Iron Giant
2 bombs Iron Monkey
3 bombs The Island
3 bombs The Island of Dr. Moreau
3 bombs Isn't She Great
2 bombs Italian for Beginners
2 bombs The Italian Job
4 bombs It Runs in the Family
2 bombs It's a Wonderful Life


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The Mr. Cranky Movie Rating Scale:
1     Almost tolerable
2 bombs     Consistently annoying
3 bombs     Will require therapy after viewing
4 bombs     As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Ka-BOOM!     So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time
  with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity.

Nuke     An abomination of human endeavor

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