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The Mr. Cranky Movie Rating Scale:
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3 bombs     Will require therapy after viewing
4 bombs     As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Ka-BOOM!     So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time
  with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity.

Nuke     An abomination of human endeavor

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