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2 bombs L.A. Confidential
2 bombs Ladder 49
3 bombs The Ladies Man
1 bomb The Lady and the Tramp
3 bombs Lady in the Water
2 bombs The Ladykillers
3 bombs The Lake House
3 bombs Lake Placid
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4 bombs Lapsed Dance
Nuke Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
4 bombs Larger than Life
Boom! Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
3 bombs The Last Castle
3 bombs Last Dance
3 bombs The Last Days of Disco
3 bombs Last Holiday
3 bombs Last Man Standing
3 bombs The Last Samurai
4 bombs Last Summer in the Hamptons
2 bombs The Last Supper
1 bomb Lawn Dogs
1 bomb Lawrence of Arabia
3 bombs Laws of Attraction
4 bombs Leave It To Beaver
4 bombs Leaving Las Vegas
3 bombs Legally Blonde
Boom! Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
3 bombs League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
3 bombs The Legend of Bagger Vance
3 bombs The Legend of Drunken Master
2 bombs The Legend of Zorro
3 bombs Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
2 bombs Les Miserables
Boom! Lethal Weapon 4
2 bombs Liar Liar
3 bombs The Libertine
3 bombs Life
3 bombs The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Boom! The Life of David Gale
3 bombs Life as a House
2 bombs Life Is Beautiful
4 bombs A Life Less Ordinary
3 bombs Life or Something Like It
3 bombs Like Mike
1 bomb Lilo and Stitch
2 bombs Limbo
1 bomb The Limey
Boom! The Lion King
3 bombs Little Black Book
2 bombs Little Children
3 bombs Little Indian, Big City
Boom! Little Man
1 bomb The Little Mermaid
4 bombs Little Nicky
3 bombs Little Secrets
4 bombs The Little Vampire
3 bombs The Lizzie McGuire Movie
3 bombs Live Flesh
2 bombs Living in Oblivion
3 bombs Living Out Loud
2 bombs Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
3 bombs Lolita
1 bomb Lone Star
3 bombs The Long Kiss Goodnight
3 bombs The Longest Yard
3 bombs Looking for Richard
3 bombs Looney Tunes: Back in Action
2 bombs Lord of the Rings
2 bombs Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
1 bomb Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
3 bombs Lord of War
4 bombs Lords of Dogtown
Boom! Loser
4 bombs The Loss of Sexual Innocence
Boom! Lost and Found
3 bombs Lost Highway
2 bombs Lost in Translation
3 bombs Lost Souls
3 bomb Lost in Space
4 bombs The Lost World
3 bomb A Lot Like Love
2 bombs Love Actually
3 bombs Love and Basketball
1 bomb Love and Human Remains
3 bombs The Love Bug
Boom! Love Don't Cost a Thing
3 bombs Love in the Time of Money
3 bombs The Love Letter
3 bombs Love Stinks
3 bombs Lovely and Amazing
3 bombs Lucky Number Slevin
3 bombs Lucky Numbers

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The Mr. Cranky Movie Rating Scale:
1     Almost tolerable
2 bombs     Consistently annoying
3 bombs     Will require therapy after viewing
4 bombs     As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Ka-BOOM!     So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time
  with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity.
Nuke     An abomination of human endeavor

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