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2 bombs Machinist
3 bombs Mad City
3 bombs Madagascar
2 bombs Made
3 bombs Madeline
3 bombs Mafia!
3 bombs Magnolia
Nuke Maid in Manhattan
4 bombs The Majestic
3 bombs Malibu's Most Wanted
4 bombs Mallrats
1 bomb The Maltese Falcon
4 bombs The Man
3 bombs A Man Apart
2 bombs The Man in the Iron Mask
4 bombs Man of the House
4 bombs Man of the Year
3 bombs Man on Fire
3 bombs Man on the Moon
4 bombs The Man Who Knew Too Little
2 bombs The Man Who Wasn't There
3 bombs Manny & Lo
3 bombs Mansfield Park
3 bombs A Map of the World
2 bombs March of the Penguins
3 bombs Mars Attacks!
2 bombs Marvin's Room
3 bombs Mary Reilly
3 bombs The Mask of Zorro
Boom! Masked and Anonymous
2 bombs Master and Commander: Far Side of the World
Boom! Master of Disguise
4 bombs Masterminds
3 bombs The Matador
2 bombs Match Point
4 bombs The Matchmaker
2 bombs Matchstick Men
1 bomb Matilda
1 bomb The Matrix
1 bomb The Matrix Reloaded
4 bombs The Matrix Revolutions
4 bombs Max Keeble's Big Move
3 bombs Maximum Risk
Boom! McHale's Navy
3 bombs Me Myself I
4 bombs Me, Myself and Irene
3 bombs Me and You and Everyone We Know
3 bombs Mean Girls
4 bombs Meet the Deedles
4 bombs Meet the Fockers
3 bombs Meet Joe Black
2 bombs Meet the Parents
Boom! Meet Wally Sparks
3 bombs Melinda and Melinda
1 bomb Memento
4 bombs Memoirs of a Geisha
1 bomb Men in Black
3 bombs Men in Black 2
2 bombs Men of Honor
3 bombs Mercury Rising
3 bombs Message in a Bottle
3 bombs The Messenger
3 bombs Metro
3 bombs Metroland
3 bombs The Mexican
1 bomb Miami Vice
4 bombs Michael
1 bomb Michael Collins
3 bombs Mickey Blue Eyes
1 bomb Microcosmos
2 bombs Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
3 bombs A Midsummer Night's Dream
2 bombs A Midwinter's Tale
2 bombs The Mighty
3 bombs Mighty Aphrodite
3 bombs Mighty Joe Young
2 bombs A Mighty Wind
1 bomb Miller's Crossing
2 bombs Million Dollar Baby
2 bombs Millions
3 bombs Mimic
4 bombs Mindhunters
1 bomb Minority Report
4 bombs The Mirror Has Two Faces
4 bombs Miss Congeniality
3 bombs Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
1 bomb Mission: Impossible
2 bombs Mission: Impossible 2
3 bombs Mission: Impossible 3
3 bombs Mission to Mars
3 bombs The Missing
3 bombs The Mod Squad
3 bombs Moll Flanders
3 bombs Mona Lisa Smile
4 bombs Money Talks
3 bombs Monkeybone
2 bombs Monsoon Wedding
3 bombs Monster
3 bombs Monster House
3 bombs Monster-in-Law
2 bomb Monster's Ball
3 bombs Monsters Inc.
2 bombs Moonlight Mile
4 bombs Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
3 bombs Most Wanted
2 bomb Mother
2 bombs Mother Night
2 bombs The Mothman Prophecies
2 bombs Moulin Rouge
3 bombs Mouse Hunt
3 bombs Mr. 3000
2 bombs Mr. Death
4 bombs Mr. Deeds
3 bombs Mr. Holland's Opus
3 bombs Mr. Jealousy
Boom! Mr. Magoo
2 bombs Mr. and Mrs. Smith
3 bombs Mr. Nice Guy
Boom! Mr. Wrong
3 bombs Mrs. Brown
3 bombs Mrs. Winterbourne
1 bomb Mulan
2 bombs Mulholland Drive
2 bombs Mulholland Falls
3 bombs Multiplicity
2 bombs Mumford
3 bombs The Mummy
2 bombs The Mummy Returns
2 bombs Munich
2 bombs Muppet Treasure Island
3 bombs Muppets from Space
3 bombs Murder at 1600
3 bombs Murder by Numbers
1 bomb Murderball
3 bombs The Muse
3 bombs Music of the Heart
3 bombs The Music Man
4 bombs The Musketeer
3 bombs Must Love Dogs
3 bombs My Fellow Americans
2 bombs My Best Friend's Wedding
2 bombs My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Nuke My Boss's Daughter
3 bombs My Dog Skip
4 bombs My Favorite Martian
3 bombs My Giant
2 bomb My Life as a Dog
4 bombs My Super Ex-Girlfriend
4 bombs Mystery, Alaska
3 bombs Mystery Men
2 bombs Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
4 bombs The Myth of Fingerprints
1 bomb Mystic River

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The Mr. Cranky Movie Rating Scale:
1     Almost tolerable
2 bombs     Consistently annoying
3 bombs     Will require therapy after viewing
4 bombs     As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Ka-BOOM!     So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time
  with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity.
Nuke     An abomination of human endeavor

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