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2 bombs The Negotiator
2 bombs The Net
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Boom! The Next Best Thing
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2 bombs Night Falls on Manhattan
4 bombs A Night at the Roxbury
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2 bombs The Night Watcher
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4 bombs Nine Months
2 bombs The Ninth Gate
2 bombs Nixon
2 bombs No Man's Land
4 bombs Nochnoi Dozor (Night Watch)
3 bombs North by Northwest
Boom! North Country
2 bombs Nosferatu
4 bombs Not Another Teen Movie
3 bombs The Notebook
4 bombs Nothing to Lose
3 bombs Notting Hill
3 bombs Novocaine
4 bombs Nowhere
2 bombs Nowhere in Africa
3 bombs Nurse Betty
1 bomb The Nutty Professor
4 bombs Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps


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The Mr. Cranky Movie Rating Scale:
1     Almost tolerable
2 bombs     Consistently annoying
3 bombs     Will require therapy after viewing
4 bombs     As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Ka-BOOM!     So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time
  with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity.

Nuke     An abomination of human endeavor

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