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3 bombs The Pallbearer
4 bombs Palmetto
3 bombs Palookaville
3 bombs Paparazzi
4 bombs Paradise Road
2 bombs The Parallax View
3 bombs The Parent Trap
3 bombs Party Girl
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3 bombs Passion of Mind
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4 bombs Pay it Forward
3 bombs Payback
2 bombs Paycheck
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3 bombs Pearl Harbor
3 bombs Pecker
1 bomb The People vs. Larry Flynt
3 bombs A Perfect Murder
2 bombs The Perfect Storm
3 bombs Permanent Midnight
4 bombs The Pest
2 bombs Peter Pan
4 bombs The Phantom
4 bombs The Phantom of the Opera
4 bombs Phantoms
3 bombs Phenomenon
2 bomb Phone Booth
2 bombs Pi
2 bomb The Pianist
3 bombs Picture Perfect
2 bomb Pieces of April
3 bombs Piglet's Big Movie
2 bombs The Pillow Book
Boom! The Pink Panther
Boom! Pinocchio
3 bombs Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Boom! Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
2 bomb Pitch Black
4 bombs Planet of the Apes (2001)
2 bomb Playing God
Boom! Play It to the Bone
2 bomb Playing by Heart
2 bomb Pleasantville
3 bombs The Pledge
3 bombs Plunkett and Macleane
1 bomb Point Blank
2 bombs Pocahontas
3 bombs Pokémon
3 bombs The Polar Express
3 bombs Pollcok
2 bombs The Pornographers
4 bombs Portrait of a Lady
4 bombs Poseidon
2 bombs Possession
1 bomb Il Postino
3 bombs Il Posto
3 bombs The Postman
4 bombs The Powerpuff Girls Movie
3 bombs Practical Magic
4 bombs A Prairie Home Companion
3 bombs The Preacher's Wife
3 bombs Prefontaine
3 bombs The Prestige
3 bombs Price of Glory
3 bombs Primal Fear
3 bombs Primary Colors
3 bombs Prime
2 bombs The Prince of Egypt
3 bombs The Prince and Me
3 bombs The Princess and the Warrior
1 bomb The Princess Bride
4 bombs The Princess Diaries
4 bombs The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
2 bombs Princess Mononoke
2 bombs Prisoner of the Mountains
3 bombs Private Parts
3 bombs Proof of Life
2 bombs The Prophecy
1 bomb Psycho
3 bombs Psycho (remake)
2 bombs Pulp Fiction
3 bombs Pulse
2 bombs Pumpkin
3 bombs Punch-Drunk Love
3 bombs The Punisher
3 bombs Pushing Tin

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The Mr. Cranky Movie Rating Scale:
1     Almost tolerable
2 bombs     Consistently annoying
3 bombs     Will require therapy after viewing
4 bombs     As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Ka-BOOM!     So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time
  with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity.
Nuke     An abomination of human endeavor

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