Three Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
Movie | Comments | Blurb | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| For Love of the Game | 3 | This is because the game is slower than Monica Lewinsky on Celebrity Jeopardy. | 09/17/1999 - 16:10 |
| Forget Paris | 0 | Forgot it. | 05/19/1995 - 16:07 |
| Four Brothers | 0 | Quite often, a film I'm watching will be undone by only a couple of scenes which send it spiraling into the flushing vortex of forgettable, incompetent and utterly offensive filmmaking. | 08/12/2005 - 16:18 |
| Freaky Friday | 0 | If the return of the adult/child body-switching movie isn't a sign of the Apocalypse, what is exactly? | 08/06/2003 - 16:22 |
| Freedomland | 0 | It's about as subtle as being shot in the face by the Vice President. | 02/17/2006 - 16:37 |
| Frequency | 0 | By even seeing this movie, you are a puppet for the atheists. | 04/28/2000 - 16:38 |
| Fright Night | 0 | This film should have been called "Disco Dracula." | 08/26/1998 - 16:43 |
| From Dusk Till Dawn | 0 | Together, Tarantino and Clooney shoot almost every other person in the film. | 01/19/1996 - 16:49 |
| Full Frontal | 0 | Memo to Steven: Nobody cares. You're all just basically whores. | 09/20/2002 - 16:51 |
| Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus | 0 | Shed your brain and you might enjoy "Fur." | 10/20/2006 - 16:57 |
| G.I. Jane | 0 | An hour or two of C-SPAN would have been preferable to this contravesty. | 08/27/1997 - 19:20 |
| Garden State | 0 | There's nothing new about "Garden State," and films consisting of pretty much the same message have been produced over and over again like failed sitcoms since the popularization of independent cinema. | 09/22/2004 - 23:59 |
| Get Carter | 0 | Have you ever heard of a thing called "plot"? | 10/06/2000 - 01:32 |
| Get on the Bus | 0 | It's "Speed" without the speed. | 10/16/1996 - 01:34 |
| Get Over It | 0 | Apparently any writer who's even considering a teen film these days is rifling the pockets of Shakespeare's corpse for a plot. | 03/09/2001 - 01:37 |
| Ghosts of Girlfriends Past | 4 | Unsurprisingly, “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” doesn’t deviate from the standard McConaughey playbook. | 05/30/2009 - 18:03 |
| Ghosts of Mississippi | 0 | Directors must love this genre, because they need only plop the story into the "legal thriller" template like a big old turd. Splat! There you go: movie. | 12/20/1996 - 19:09 |
| Girl With a Pearl Earring | 0 | Anyone associated with this movie ever hear of Rembrandt? Michelangelo? Picasso? For Christ's sake, Vermeer isn't even on the list of "Top 100 Painters I'd Watch a Movie About." | 01/09/2004 - 20:26 |
| Girl, Interrupted | 0 | Are you done imagining? Good. You can wash the honey and fire ants off your scrotum now. | 01/14/2000 - 20:24 |
| Girls Town | 0 | Watching a group of actors and actresses pretend to be real, miserable people is just a shade more enjoyable than being attacked by wasps. | 08/21/1996 - 20:29 |