Three Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
Nicole has more problems than the Bush twins on penny-drink night in a Houston strip club.
|06/29/2001 - 20:49|
This film needs to be put to sleep.
|10/31/1997 - 20:56|
"Cry Wolf" is an imaginary thriller because whatever thrills and mystery it may possess depend on the director hiding so many meaningful facts that the end of the movie requires a fifteen minute flashback sequence to cover them all.
|09/16/2005 - 21:10|
Film marketing people must have done some kind of analysis that told them that the average I.Q. of people who go to see pirate-action movies is never more than three times their shoe size because "Cutthroat Island" has one of the stupidest, "how the hell did she get back on that wagon" scenes I've ever seen.
|12/22/1995 - 21:17|
|Daddy Day Care||0|
After "The Adventures of Pluto Nash," Eddie Murphy's career is sinking faster than the reputation of Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon.
|05/09/2003 - 21:54|
It's amazing anyone can attach so much importance to a film that never got into theaters.
|09/25/2005 - 21:54|
|Dancing at Lughnasa||0|
For all the dancing in this so-called dancing film, it might as wellhave been called "Talking at Lughnasa," "Watching the Grass Grow at Lughnasa" or "Cracking Walnuts Between My Ass Cheeks at Lughnasa."
|11/13/1998 - 21:58|
It's Cosmo set in the open sewer of 16th century Venice.
|02/20/1998 - 21:59|
As the number of bullets unloaded into people increases, the coherence of the plot dramatically decreases.
|02/12/1997 - 22:01|
This subject is so old that it's just no longer possible to care.
|02/21/2003 - 14:13|
Is there something objectionable about being able to see during a film?
|02/27/1998 - 14:16|
|Day of the Dolphin||0|
This film turns into a sappy melodrama faster than you can say "Starkist".
|08/22/2000 - 14:26|
Give this screenwriter his due -- it takes talent to write dialogue that actively produces pain.
|12/06/1996 - 14:31|
There are lots of reasons to hate Westerns, so why (director Jim) Jarmusch felt compelled to create all-new ones is beyond me.
|05/10/1996 - 14:37|
|Death to Smoochy||0|
Isn't this film about two years too late?
|03/29/2002 - 14:44|
Comets heading toward the Earth is where all this "women and children first" crap ends.
|05/08/1998 - 14:56|
Writer/Director Stephen Sommers may not have an ounce of talent for filmmaking, but he sure got that pitch right: Aliens meets The Poseidon Adventure.
|01/30/1998 - 14:58|
Daniel Craig is the most Aryan looking Jew I've ever seen in my life.
|01/16/2009 - 14:47|
The FBI's time machine sucks.
|11/22/2006 - 14:59|
Christie's character seems like the type of woman who's probablybetter off being diddled by a machine. It's not like her genes should be going anywhere.
|08/22/1997 - 15:01|