Three Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
| Movie | Comments | Blurb | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| American Pie 2 | 0 | Did any of these people make a single new friend in college? | 08/10/2001 - 20:34 |
| American Psycho | 0 | Here's the greater message of "American Psycho": Trick endings are for feebs. | 04/14/2000 - 20:36 |
| Amistad | 0 | Maybe Steven Spielberg's next "important" film can be about kickingdogs or beating baby seals. | 12/10/1997 - 20:49 |
| Angel Eyes | 0 | Don't be fooled by the false advertising. This is not a thriller. | 05/18/2001 - 21:16 |
| Anna and the King | 0 | A proper English woman, Anna Leonowens, goes to Siam in the mid-nineteenth century and changes the course of Siamese history because King Mongkut has never tasted English pie. | 12/17/1999 - 21:37 |
| Anna Karenina | 0 | Nobody makes even the slightest attempt to use a Russian accent,which gives "Anna Karenina" all the cultural charm of a Japanese tourist trying to order a Whopper in a Moscow Burger King. | 04/04/1997 - 21:39 |
| Anywhere But Here | 0 | This is a nothing story that's mostly focused on the various stages of hissy fits that women tend to have. | 11/12/1999 - 03:28 |
| Apt Pupil | 0 | "Apt Pupil" looks like it should have taken three months to make, not three full years. | 10/23/1998 - 03:49 |
| Around the World in 80 Days | 0 | This is a film that tries to distract the viewer from its lack of a clear protagonist and slight racism with a litany of cameos so that the audience can blurt out every ten minutes or so, "Hey look, it's John Cleese!" | 06/16/2004 - 03:55 |
| Art School Confidential | 0 | It would have been nice if "Art School Confidential" had been kept strictly confidential. | 11/10/2006 - 03:59 |
| Assassins | 0 | Fearing that a story or a plot might confuse some people, Donner drops us in on an action scene that looks like it was lifted from the middle of a different Sylvester Stallone flick. | 10/06/1995 - 14:53 |
| Assault on Precinct 13 | 0 | There's definitely an assault in this film. Whether it's on the screen or on the audience is up for debate. | 01/19/2005 - 14:54 |
| Austin Powers in Goldmember | 0 | In an era when successful movies are not mere films so much as franchises, it becomes a valuable skill to tell when a franchise has "jumped the shark" and started that quick dive from fame to futility. For me, that point for the Austin Powers franchise was about five minutes into this movie. | 07/26/2002 - 15:21 |
| Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery | 0 | If "Austin Powers" is the best Meyers could do after four years of brainstorming, maybe next time he should take a forty-year hiatus -- on a desert island. | 05/02/1997 - 15:23 |
| Baby Boy | 0 | Writer/Director/Producer John Singleton has been living in a swank mansion in Bel Aire with a pool, hot tub, five-car garage and a Peruvian housekeeper -- just what exactly does he know about life in the 'hood anymore? | 06/29/2001 - 21:07 |
| Barton Fink | 0 | One cannot help but wonder whether this movie was Joel and Ethan Coen's idea of a practical joke. | 08/15/2001 - 21:31 |
| Basic Instinct | 0 | I like to think of this film as the prequel to "Showgirls." | 08/15/2000 - 21:36 |
| Batman | 0 | This pathetic bit of casting has led to a series of increasingly feminine Batmans; first Keaton, then Val Kilmer and then George Clooney. Who's next? RuPaul? | 08/15/2000 - 21:45 |
| Batman Forever | 0 | Tommy Lee Jones as Two Face is the worst use of an Academy Award winning actor since Cher made her last fitness video. | 06/16/1995 - 21:49 |
| Bean | 0 | Inside every British person is a loud fart just waiting to get out. | 11/07/1997 - 07:31 |