Three Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews

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A Thousand Acres0

Pulitzer Prize winning novel, you say? Screw that. Bad country and western song, I say.

09/19/1997 - 02:58
A View to a Kill0

If anything good can be said about the film, it's that at age 57, Moore's physical limitations had finally caught up with his acting limitations.

05/24/1985 - 04:14
A Walk in the Clouds0

If only Dennis Hopper could have gotten Keanu Reeves off the buses easily as Alfonso Aran does in "A Walk in the Clouds."

08/11/1995 - 03:56
A Walk on the Moon0

Director Tony Goldwyn and screenwriter Pamela Grey are obviously some sick and twisted people.

04/02/1999 - 03:53
About Schmidt0

I don't know if I've ever been more depressed watching a film than I was watching "About Schmidt."

12/20/2002 - 12:51

If you want a movie with a resolution, this one is not it.

12/26/1997 - 05:14

When the white man isn't up in the wilderness of Alaska shootingthings or spilling petroleum all over the place, he's frequently trying to save the Inuits from themselves by introducing them to the wonderful world of cinema through "acting for scale."

08/14/1996 - 06:23

Alfie is a man whore.

11/05/2004 - 19:13

This film is more an insult to Ali than a celebration of him.

12/05/2001 - 19:22
Ali: Fear Eats the Soul0

No film should ever put the thought in our minds that old, flabby people still have sex.

08/14/1997 - 19:28
All About My Mother0

Don't ask me to explain why a nun decided to screw a transvestitebecause I don't have the slightest idea, but Almodovar seems to think it's funny.

04/16/1999 - 19:47
All About the Benjamins0

Where are the white people in this film?

03/08/2002 - 19:49
All Dogs Go to Heaven 20

This film is nothing more than the tale of a dog trying to get laid.

03/29/1996 - 19:51
All Over Me0

Three words: "young lesbian sex."

07/16/1997 - 19:53
All the Pretty Horses0

Even if Matt were able to mount one of those penny horses, an inadvertent fall would snap his pale bony ass in two.

12/25/2000 - 19:58
Along Came Polly0

Winona Ryder's closet has less stolen material.

01/16/2004 - 20:06
American Dreamz0

It's like listening to Ryan Seacrest spout off about the world political situation after his fifth doobie.

04/21/2006 - 20:16
American Gun0

It's pretty apparent that writer/director Alan Jacobs wanted to make a message movie and decided to do a tap dance all over common sense.

08/14/2002 - 20:22
American History X1

This is just what America needs: a wildly egotistic Brit giving morality lessons on Skinheads.

10/30/1998 - 20:28
American Pie0

Universal Studios presumes that teenagers are dying to see a film in which another teenager puts his penis in a warm apple pie.

07/09/1999 - 20:33