Three Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
Movie | Comments | Blurb | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| Desert Blue | 0 | This is one of those "quirky" films in which neither logic nor economics seems to factor. | 12/22/2003 - 15:11 |
| Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo | 1 | The main goal … is to pack as many sex-act euphemisms, gay jokes, Asian jokes, and penis euphemisms into one 80-minute film as humanly possible. | 08/12/2005 - 15:38 |
| Devil | 3 | Long story short, if your movie is about the devil, and you call it "Devil," and there are only four characters trapped in a certain situation and one of them is the devil, well, game over – the movie sucks from the first minute. | 09/25/2010 - 21:06 |
| Dick | 0 | It's not clear how Andrew Fleming convinced anybody that what the summer movie season really needed was an ill-timed comedy about Watergate. | 08/04/1999 - 16:11 |
| Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star | 0 | The excitement preceding a David Spade film is akin to the excitement preceding a traffic jam -- most of us look for some way around it. | 09/05/2003 - 16:12 |
| Die Hard with a Vengeance | 0 | Since McClane has survived every conceivable life-threatening situation under the sun, "Die Hard with a Vengeance" is forced to invent new, increasingly stupid ways to have him almost die. | 05/19/1995 - 16:22 |
| Dinner For Schmucks | 1 | While it was amusing of you to completely waste the talent of Zach Galifianakis by restricting him to the role of a cape-wearing IRS employee, the idea that somehow a pet medium, a blind fencing expert and a national mustache champion are the cream of the weirdo crop was a bit of a let-down. | 08/08/2010 - 02:23 |
| Dinosaur | 0 | Films are supposed to be made because somebody wants to tell a story, not because somebody wants to try out a new computer technique. | 05/19/2000 - 16:23 |
| Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood | 0 | It's nice to know, at least if the film is any indication, that lifelong problems and seething resentment are easily cured by a good hug. | 06/07/2002 - 16:26 |
| Dogma | 0 | These explanations are sprinkled with enough clever expletives to keep them amused while they're learning, sort of like wrapping your dog's deworming pill in a piece of ham. | 11/12/1999 - 16:32 |
| Don't Say a word | 0 | What, exactly, is the problem with grabbing Elisabeth and thumping on her until she talks? | 09/28/2001 - 16:36 |
| Doom | 0 | This movie owes more to "Aliens" and "Stargate" than Harriet Miers owes to George W. Bush. | 10/21/2005 - 16:38 |
| Double Jeopardy | 0 | Apparently, some kid in this town has a lemonade stand where he also sells law degrees. | 09/24/1999 - 16:47 |
| Down in the Delta | 0 | Angelou apparently thinks that her gift for molding wordsinto mental images is enough to qualify her to get behind the big bad camera and drive. | 12/25/1998 - 16:52 |
| Down Periscope | 0 | This film might easily be described as "King Ralph on a Submarine." | 03/01/1996 - 16:54 |
| Dr. Dolittle | 0 | Pants wet with the comprehension of mutual understanding, the executives suddenly stood tall and began chanting their new mantra: "More talking animals! More talking animals!" | 06/26/1998 - 19:18 |
| Dr. T and the Women | 0 | Wow. We haven't seen an acting stretch like this since Marlon Brando played a fat guy. | 10/13/2000 - 19:20 |
| Dracula 2000 | 1 | If there's a message in the movie, it's that films like this ought to just go straight to video and not inflict their ungodly torture on us all. | 12/22/2000 - 19:25 |
| Drive Me Crazy | 0 | You mean they actually needed a written document to put this movie together? | 10/01/1999 - 19:36 |
| Drowning Mona | 0 | Watching people drive around in Yugos gets old when it becomes a substitute for humor. | 03/03/2000 - 19:40 |