Two Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
|Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me||0|
Myers actually seems determined to set some sort of new record for most corporate fists in a single ass.
|06/11/1999 - 15:25|
|(500) Days of Summer||10|
By the end of the movie, I was left wondering if there were any actors remaining in Hollywood who hadn’t played these exact same two roles at some point in there careers.
|08/01/2009 - 04:19|
|10 Things I Hate About You||0|
Ten things I hate about this movie.
|03/31/1999 - 20:06|
Hello pet cemetery.
|11/27/1996 - 20:24|
Word to the wise: If you're from the future, don't tell anybody.
|01/05/1996 - 20:07|
|13 Conversations About One Thing||0|
I like it when films are clever. It gives me something to do when the story is boring me to death.
|03/29/2002 - 20:09|
|2 Days in the Valley||0|
Even the hippest films sometimes suck.
|09/27/1996 - 19:57|
|20,000 Leagues Under the Sea||0|
This is, of course, is the story of Captain Nemo and his submarine, which is long and hard and full of seamen.
|08/22/2000 - 20:32|
"See there! Eminem is really a great guy!"
|11/08/2002 - 20:02|
I do not go to films to be lectured,and I certainly don't need to be lectured by the likes of Joel Schumacher.
|02/26/1999 - 20:03|
|A Bug's Life||0|
Ironically, exploitation is the very premise of this particular featurefrom the "fun mines" of darkest Disney.
|11/25/1998 - 23:24|
|A Civil Action||0|
There's nothing so breezy as dissolving a complex issue into three easy acts, especially when there are a few million avid readers out there who'll probably go see the film whether it's done with real actors or finger puppets.
|01/08/1999 - 22:42|
|A Family Thing||0|
Even if they had dipped James Earl Jones in a vat of peach rouge he'd look more like Dom DeLuise than Robert Duvall.
|03/29/1996 - 20:56|
|A History of Violence||0|
The only Canadian I want trying to tell me about violence in America is one who's been shot at.
|09/30/2005 - 20:06|
|A Midwinter's Tale||0|
Just how much of this self- exploratory actor crap do we have to take?
|02/16/1996 - 05:50|
|A Mighty Wind||0|
This movie is basically "This Is Spinal Tap," but old and fat.
|05/09/2003 - 05:56|
|A Time to Kill||0|
Despite his success, Grisham writes what literature professors and other fans of good writing like to call "doo doo."
|07/24/1996 - 01:51|
|A.I. Artificial Intelligence||0||Having Steven Spielberg take over a Stanley Kubrick film is sort of like letting Glinda, the Good Witch of the North, raise the Wicked Witch of the West's kids.||06/29/2001 - 12:44|
|About a Boy||0||Grant puts his Barbazon acting training to stellar use in this comedy.||05/17/2002 - 11:53|
|Adaptation||1||It's really just about Charlie, Charlie, Charlie and the battle going on in his head about all things Charlie.||01/10/2003 - 13:07|