Two Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
Movie | Comments | Blurb | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me | 0 | Myers actually seems determined to set some sort of new record for most corporate fists in a single ass. | 06/11/1999 - 15:25 |
| (500) Days of Summer | 10 | By the end of the movie, I was left wondering if there were any actors remaining in Hollywood who hadn’t played these exact same two roles at some point in there careers. | 08/01/2009 - 04:19 |
| 10 Things I Hate About You | 0 | Ten things I hate about this movie. | 03/31/1999 - 20:06 |
| 101 Dalmatians | 0 | Hello pet cemetery. | 11/27/1996 - 20:24 |
| 12 Monkeys | 0 | Word to the wise: If you're from the future, don't tell anybody. | 01/05/1996 - 20:07 |
| 13 Conversations About One Thing | 0 | I like it when films are clever. It gives me something to do when the story is boring me to death. | 03/29/2002 - 20:09 |
| 2 Days in the Valley | 0 | Even the hippest films sometimes suck. | 09/27/1996 - 19:57 |
| 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea | 0 | This is, of course, is the story of Captain Nemo and his submarine, which is long and hard and full of seamen. | 08/22/2000 - 20:32 |
| 8 Mile | 0 | "See there! Eminem is really a great guy!" | 11/08/2002 - 20:02 |
| 8MM | 0 | I do not go to films to be lectured,and I certainly don't need to be lectured by the likes of Joel Schumacher. | 02/26/1999 - 20:03 |
| A Bug's Life | 0 | Ironically, exploitation is the very premise of this particular featurefrom the "fun mines" of darkest Disney. | 11/25/1998 - 23:24 |
| A Civil Action | 0 | There's nothing so breezy as dissolving a complex issue into three easy acts, especially when there are a few million avid readers out there who'll probably go see the film whether it's done with real actors or finger puppets. | 01/08/1999 - 22:42 |
| A Family Thing | 0 | Even if they had dipped James Earl Jones in a vat of peach rouge he'd look more like Dom DeLuise than Robert Duvall. | 03/29/1996 - 20:56 |
| A History of Violence | 0 | The only Canadian I want trying to tell me about violence in America is one who's been shot at. | 09/30/2005 - 20:06 |
| A Midwinter's Tale | 0 | Just how much of this self- exploratory actor crap do we have to take? | 02/16/1996 - 05:50 |
| A Mighty Wind | 0 | This movie is basically "This Is Spinal Tap," but old and fat. | 05/09/2003 - 05:56 |
| A Time to Kill | 0 | Despite his success, Grisham writes what literature professors and other fans of good writing like to call "doo doo." | 07/24/1996 - 01:51 |
| A.I. Artificial Intelligence | 0 | Having Steven Spielberg take over a Stanley Kubrick film is sort of like letting Glinda, the Good Witch of the North, raise the Wicked Witch of the West's kids. | 06/29/2001 - 12:44 |
| About a Boy | 0 | Grant puts his Barbazon acting training to stellar use in this comedy. | 05/17/2002 - 11:53 |
| Adaptation | 1 | It's really just about Charlie, Charlie, Charlie and the battle going on in his head about all things Charlie. | 01/10/2003 - 13:07 |