Two Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
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|10/26/2001 - 01:55|
Perceptive viewers are likely to think two things to themselves: 1) Who's been cloning Baldwin brothers? 2) What the hell is this? The fatter, uglier sibling movie?
|04/26/1996 - 01:58|
I say give Charles Manson a set of Ginsu steak knives, lock Kasdan in a room with him, and let's just see if Larry's theory really holds water.
|09/24/1999 - 02:09|
I'm so sick of this particular phrase, I'm going to stand up and walk out of the theater the next time I see it: "Inspired by actual events."
|01/06/2006 - 20:51|
|Muppet Treasure Island||0|
Expect to see "Muppet Finnegan's Wake" and "Muppets Waiting for Godot" any day now.
|02/16/1996 - 20:53|
|My Best Friend's Wedding||0|
|06/20/1997 - 21:10|
|My Big Fat Greek Wedding||2|
Each character has exactly one dimension and thus each actor has exactly one job to do.
|08/02/2002 - 21:11|
|My Life as a Dog||0|
Sweden is apparently a country of both perverts and con men.
|09/08/1997 - 21:27|
|Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie||0|
You can perform Mystery Science Theater in your own home. If you can't, go pay to see the movie -- you're a complete idiot.
|04/19/1996 - 21:38|
I was treated to 90 minutes of bad scoring, bad costuming and bad set design.
|01/27/2006 - 17:22|
Let's be very clear: THIS IS THE STUPIDEST TECHNIQUE IN CINEMA HISTORY. Would-be filmmakers: Please stop.
|01/10/2003 - 17:26|
The only treasure map you'll need in "National Treasure" is a map out of the theater.
|11/19/2004 - 22:32|
|Next Stop Wonderland||0|
Destiny is real neat until you start thinking about the long-term consequences.
|08/21/1998 - 00:39|
We're practically rooting for Uncle Ralph to wipe that smirk off Nicholas's face.
|12/27/2002 - 00:43|
|Night Falls on Manhattan||0|
If we lose interest as Sean's conscience drives him to search endlessly for ethical balance, at least we have his penis to cheer for.
|05/16/1997 - 00:50|
|Night of the Hunter||0|
This film doesn't do a lot for the idea that the man ought to be the head of the household -- or, for that matter, that preachers don't murder or molest little children whenever the chance arises.
|09/10/1997 - 00:49|
Ultimately, the reason Nosferatu is so frustrated is a total inability to "put the bat in flight," as they say in Transylvania.
|09/10/1997 - 16:35|
|Nothing to Lose||0|
(Director Steve) Oedekerk directed "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls" --asking him for a certain level of complexity would be like asking a bison to crap silver dollars.
|07/18/1997 - 16:44|
There are few figures in the music business who inspire the same level of revulsion as Sean ‘Puffy’ Combs.
|01/24/2009 - 21:46|
|Nowhere in Africa||0|
I'm not saying we can't have films about the Holocaust, but can we legalize a limit or something? How about a maximum of two per year?
|03/28/2003 - 16:53|