Two Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
Movie | Comments | Blurb | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mulholland Drive | 1 | Four words: hot naked lesbian sex. | 10/26/2001 - 01:55 |
| Mulholland Falls | 0 | Perceptive viewers are likely to think two things to themselves: 1) Who's been cloning Baldwin brothers? 2) What the hell is this? The fatter, uglier sibling movie? | 04/26/1996 - 01:58 |
| Mumford | 0 | I say give Charles Manson a set of Ginsu steak knives, lock Kasdan in a room with him, and let's just see if Larry's theory really holds water. | 09/24/1999 - 02:09 |
| Munich | 0 | I'm so sick of this particular phrase, I'm going to stand up and walk out of the theater the next time I see it: "Inspired by actual events." | 01/06/2006 - 20:51 |
| Muppet Treasure Island | 0 | Expect to see "Muppet Finnegan's Wake" and "Muppets Waiting for Godot" any day now. | 02/16/1996 - 20:53 |
| My Best Friend's Wedding | 0 | That mouth. | 06/20/1997 - 21:10 |
| My Big Fat Greek Wedding | 2 | Each character has exactly one dimension and thus each actor has exactly one job to do. | 08/02/2002 - 21:11 |
| My Life as a Dog | 0 | Sweden is apparently a country of both perverts and con men. | 09/08/1997 - 21:27 |
| Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie | 0 | You can perform Mystery Science Theater in your own home. If you can't, go pay to see the movie -- you're a complete idiot. | 04/19/1996 - 21:38 |
| Nanny McPhee | 0 | I was treated to 90 minutes of bad scoring, bad costuming and bad set design. | 01/27/2006 - 17:22 |
| Narc | 0 | Let's be very clear: THIS IS THE STUPIDEST TECHNIQUE IN CINEMA HISTORY. Would-be filmmakers: Please stop. | 01/10/2003 - 17:26 |
| National Treasure | 1 | The only treasure map you'll need in "National Treasure" is a map out of the theater. | 11/19/2004 - 22:32 |
| Next Stop Wonderland | 0 | Destiny is real neat until you start thinking about the long-term consequences. | 08/21/1998 - 00:39 |
| Nicholas Nickleby | 3 | We're practically rooting for Uncle Ralph to wipe that smirk off Nicholas's face. | 12/27/2002 - 00:43 |
| Night Falls on Manhattan | 0 | If we lose interest as Sean's conscience drives him to search endlessly for ethical balance, at least we have his penis to cheer for. | 05/16/1997 - 00:50 |
| Night of the Hunter | 0 | This film doesn't do a lot for the idea that the man ought to be the head of the household -- or, for that matter, that preachers don't murder or molest little children whenever the chance arises. | 09/10/1997 - 00:49 |
| Nosferatu | 0 | Ultimately, the reason Nosferatu is so frustrated is a total inability to "put the bat in flight," as they say in Transylvania. | 09/10/1997 - 16:35 |
| Nothing to Lose | 0 | (Director Steve) Oedekerk directed "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls" --asking him for a certain level of complexity would be like asking a bison to crap silver dollars. | 07/18/1997 - 16:44 |
| Notorious | 8 | There are few figures in the music business who inspire the same level of revulsion as Sean ‘Puffy’ Combs. | 01/24/2009 - 21:46 |
| Nowhere in Africa | 0 | I'm not saying we can't have films about the Holocaust, but can we legalize a limit or something? How about a maximum of two per year? | 03/28/2003 - 16:53 |