Two Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews

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Mulholland Drive 1

Four words: hot naked lesbian sex.

10/26/2001 - 01:55
Mulholland Falls 0

Perceptive viewers are likely to think two things to themselves: 1) Who's been cloning Baldwin brothers? 2) What the hell is this? The fatter, uglier sibling movie?

04/26/1996 - 01:58
Mumford 0

I say give Charles Manson a set of Ginsu steak knives, lock Kasdan in a room with him, and let's just see if Larry's theory really holds water.

09/24/1999 - 02:09

I'm so sick of this particular phrase, I'm going to stand up and walk out of the theater the next time I see it: "Inspired by actual events."

01/06/2006 - 20:51
Muppet Treasure Island 0

Expect to see "Muppet Finnegan's Wake" and "Muppets Waiting for Godot" any day now.

02/16/1996 - 20:53
My Best Friend's Wedding 0

That mouth.

06/20/1997 - 21:10
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2

Each character has exactly one dimension and thus each actor has exactly one job to do.

08/02/2002 - 21:11
My Life as a Dog 0

Sweden is apparently a country of both perverts and con men.

09/08/1997 - 21:27
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie 0

You can perform Mystery Science Theater in your own home. If you can't, go pay to see the movie -- you're a complete idiot.

04/19/1996 - 21:38
Nanny McPhee 0

I was treated to 90 minutes of bad scoring, bad costuming and bad set design.

01/27/2006 - 17:22

Let's be very clear: THIS IS THE STUPIDEST TECHNIQUE IN CINEMA HISTORY. Would-be filmmakers: Please stop.

01/10/2003 - 17:26
National Treasure1

The only treasure map you'll need in "National Treasure" is a map out of the theater.

11/19/2004 - 22:32
Next Stop Wonderland 0

Destiny is real neat until you start thinking about the long-term consequences.

08/21/1998 - 00:39
Nicholas Nickleby 3

We're practically rooting for Uncle Ralph to wipe that smirk off Nicholas's face.

12/27/2002 - 00:43
Night Falls on Manhattan 0

If we lose interest as Sean's conscience drives him to search endlessly for ethical balance, at least we have his penis to cheer for.

05/16/1997 - 00:50
Night of the Hunter 0

This film doesn't do a lot for the idea that the man ought to be the head of the household -- or, for that matter, that preachers don't murder or molest little children whenever the chance arises.

09/10/1997 - 00:49
Nosferatu 0

Ultimately, the reason Nosferatu is so frustrated is a total inability to "put the bat in flight," as they say in Transylvania.

09/10/1997 - 16:35
Nothing to Lose 0

(Director Steve) Oedekerk directed "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls" --asking him for a certain level of complexity would be like asking a bison to crap silver dollars.

07/18/1997 - 16:44

There are few figures in the music business who inspire the same level of revulsion as Sean ‘Puffy’ Combs.

01/24/2009 - 21:46
Nowhere in Africa0

I'm not saying we can't have films about the Holocaust, but can we legalize a limit or something? How about a maximum of two per year?

03/28/2003 - 16:53