Two Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
Movie | Comments | Blurb | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| Blue Car | 0 | Suburbia is a really screwed-up place, and I'm glad I don't live there. | 05/02/2003 - 19:42 |
| Boiler Room | 0 | This isn't just "Wall Street" for the new millennium -- it pretty much is "Wall Street." | 02/18/2000 - 20:49 |
| Bones | 0 | No need to bone up on a great time. "Bones" is definitely it! | 10/24/2001 - 21:08 |
| Borat | 5 | Since Cohen paints Kazakhstanis as backward, racist, sexist pigs, the film has been condemned as being racist. I didn't know Kazakhstanis were a race, but that's another argument. | 11/03/2006 - 21:12 |
| Bounce | 0 | Apparently Don Roos doesn't care that the best his film could possibly be is a media oddity destined to find itself referenced on the front pages of The National Inquirer and Star Magazine. | 11/15/2000 - 21:19 |
| Bowling for Columbine | 0 | I'd pick up the phone and yell, "So how do you like them apples, BITCH?" | 10/09/2002 - 21:29 |
| Braveheart | 0 | (Braveheart contains) the kind of moment that makes preschoolers point to the screen and say, "Christ figure! Christ figure!" | 05/24/1995 - 21:41 |
| Bread and Tulips | 0 | I'm not exactly sure what Rosalba was expecting out of life, but I've got news for her: Life is pretty boring. | 03/03/2000 - 21:56 |
| Breaking the Waves | 0 | Anybody familiar with Danish director Lars Von Trier knows that his films do for emotional stability what Michael Jackson does for child care. | 11/13/1996 - 22:20 |
| Bridget Jones's Diary | 0 | The films are so similar they've melded together in my mind. | 04/13/2001 - 22:28 |
| Bring It On | 0 | I seriously considered ripping my own eyes out, eating them, and jamming popcorn into my ears with the end of my Coke straw until my brain was soaked with Canola oil. | 08/25/2000 - 22:36 |
| Bringing Down the House | 0 | Who knew there was a screenwriting class at Bob Jones University? | 03/07/2003 - 22:38 |
| Broken Arrow | 0 | I've got news for Woo and all the Hollywood types who are holding his feet to the fire: CHRISTIAN SLATER IS A WEENIE. | 02/09/1996 - 22:55 |
| Cars | 1 | If "Cars" is any evidence, the tread on the Pixar tire is starting to go bald. | 06/09/2006 - 17:12 |
| Casino Royale | 1 | As far as I'm concerned, anything is better than the invisible car fiasco of "Die Another Day," a film that crapped all over the Bond series like an incontinent elephant. | 11/17/2006 - 17:27 |
| Cast Away | 0 | I'm just a tiny bit sick of this same theme pervading the holiday movies: "Oh, if I just would have appreciated what life had to offer and made a different choice, I could have been a better human being" -- the "It's a Wonderful Life" syndrome. I say screw that. | 12/22/2000 - 17:38 |
| Caught | 0 | There's a small revelation at the beginning of the filmthat Joe has a bad heart. From that point on, the movie is just one big death watch. | 09/25/1996 - 18:07 |
| Celtic Pride | 0 | Just because Damon Wayans is black and bald doesn't mean he can play ball. In "Celtic Pride" he barely looks tall enough to dunk an apple in a toilet. | 04/19/1996 - 21:13 |
| Changing Lanes | 0 | "Changing Lanes" made me want to change theaters. | 04/12/2002 - 21:24 |
| Charlie and the Chocolate Factory | 0 | Who knew the eccentric candy maker was a cross between Vanna White and Pee Wee Herman? Kids may be disturbed to the point of a post-traumatic disorder. | 07/15/2005 - 21:29 |