Two Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
Suburbia is a really screwed-up place, and I'm glad I don't live there.
|05/02/2003 - 19:42|
This isn't just "Wall Street" for the new millennium -- it pretty much is "Wall Street."
|02/18/2000 - 20:49|
No need to bone up on a great time. "Bones" is definitely it!
|10/24/2001 - 21:08|
Since Cohen paints Kazakhstanis as backward, racist, sexist pigs, the film has been condemned as being racist. I didn't know Kazakhstanis were a race, but that's another argument.
|11/03/2006 - 21:12|
Apparently Don Roos doesn't care that the best his film could possibly be is a media oddity destined to find itself referenced on the front pages of The National Inquirer and Star Magazine.
|11/15/2000 - 21:19|
|Bowling for Columbine||0|
I'd pick up the phone and yell, "So how do you like them apples, BITCH?"
|10/09/2002 - 21:29|
(Braveheart contains) the kind of moment that makes preschoolers point to the screen and say, "Christ figure! Christ figure!"
|05/24/1995 - 21:41|
|Bread and Tulips||0|
I'm not exactly sure what Rosalba was expecting out of life, but I've got news for her: Life is pretty boring.
|03/03/2000 - 21:56|
|Breaking the Waves||0|
Anybody familiar with Danish director Lars Von Trier knows that his films do for emotional stability what Michael Jackson does for child care.
|11/13/1996 - 22:20|
|Bridget Jones's Diary||0|
The films are so similar they've melded together in my mind.
|04/13/2001 - 22:28|
|Bring It On||0|
I seriously considered ripping my own eyes out, eating them, and jamming popcorn into my ears with the end of my Coke straw until my brain was soaked with Canola oil.
|08/25/2000 - 22:36|
|Bringing Down the House||0|
Who knew there was a screenwriting class at Bob Jones University?
|03/07/2003 - 22:38|
I've got news for Woo and all the Hollywood types who are holding his feet to the fire: CHRISTIAN SLATER IS A WEENIE.
|02/09/1996 - 22:55|
If "Cars" is any evidence, the tread on the Pixar tire is starting to go bald.
|06/09/2006 - 17:12|
As far as I'm concerned, anything is better than the invisible car fiasco of "Die Another Day," a film that crapped all over the Bond series like an incontinent elephant.
|11/17/2006 - 17:27|
I'm just a tiny bit sick of this same theme pervading the holiday movies: "Oh, if I just would have appreciated what life had to offer and made a different choice, I could have been a better human being" -- the "It's a Wonderful Life" syndrome. I say screw that.
|12/22/2000 - 17:38|
There's a small revelation at the beginning of the filmthat Joe has a bad heart. From that point on, the movie is just one big death watch.
|09/25/1996 - 18:07|
Just because Damon Wayans is black and bald doesn't mean he can play ball. In "Celtic Pride" he barely looks tall enough to dunk an apple in a toilet.
|04/19/1996 - 21:13|
"Changing Lanes" made me want to change theaters.
|04/12/2002 - 21:24|
|Charlie and the Chocolate Factory||0|
Who knew the eccentric candy maker was a cross between Vanna White and Pee Wee Herman? Kids may be disturbed to the point of a post-traumatic disorder.
|07/15/2005 - 21:29|