Two Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews

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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me0

Myers actually seems determined to set some sort of new record for most corporate fists in a single ass.

06/11/1999 - 15:25
(500) Days of Summer10

By the end of the movie, I was left wondering if there were any actors remaining in Hollywood who hadn’t played these exact same two roles at some point in there careers.

08/01/2009 - 04:19
10 Things I Hate About You 0

Ten things I hate about this movie.

03/31/1999 - 20:06
101 Dalmatians 0

Hello pet cemetery.

11/27/1996 - 20:24
12 Monkeys0

Word to the wise: If you're from the future, don't tell anybody.

01/05/1996 - 20:07
13 Conversations About One Thing 0

I like it when films are clever. It gives me something to do when the story is boring me to death.

03/29/2002 - 20:09
2 Days in the Valley 0

Even the hippest films sometimes suck.

09/27/1996 - 19:57
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 0

This is, of course, is the story of Captain Nemo and his submarine, which is long and hard and full of seamen.

08/22/2000 - 20:32
8 Mile0

"See there! Eminem is really a great guy!"

11/08/2002 - 20:02
8MM0

I do not go to films to be lectured,and I certainly don't need to be lectured by the likes of Joel Schumacher.

02/26/1999 - 20:03
A Bug's Life0

Ironically, exploitation is the very premise of this particular featurefrom the "fun mines" of darkest Disney.

11/25/1998 - 23:24
A Civil Action0

There's nothing so breezy as dissolving a complex issue into three easy acts, especially when there are a few million avid readers out there who'll probably go see the film whether it's done with real actors or finger puppets.

01/08/1999 - 22:42
A Family Thing0

Even if they had dipped James Earl Jones in a vat of peach rouge he'd look more like Dom DeLuise than Robert Duvall.

03/29/1996 - 20:56
A History of Violence0

The only Canadian I want trying to tell me about violence in America is one who's been shot at.

09/30/2005 - 20:06
A Midwinter's Tale 0

Just how much of this self- exploratory actor crap do we have to take?

02/16/1996 - 05:50
A Mighty Wind0

This movie is basically "This Is Spinal Tap," but old and fat.

05/09/2003 - 05:56
A Time to Kill0

Despite his success, Grisham writes what literature professors and other fans of good writing like to call "doo doo."

07/24/1996 - 01:51
A.I. Artificial Intelligence0Having Steven Spielberg take over a Stanley Kubrick film is sort of like letting Glinda, the Good Witch of the North, raise the Wicked Witch of the West's kids.06/29/2001 - 12:44
About a Boy0Grant puts his Barbazon acting training to stellar use in this comedy.05/17/2002 - 11:53
Adaptation1It's really just about Charlie, Charlie, Charlie and the battle going on in his head about all things Charlie. 01/10/2003 - 13:07