Two Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
|Gone with the Wind||0|
This film probably single-handedly set back Civil Rights a full ten years.
|08/27/2000 - 21:31|
|Good Night, and Good Luck||0|
This whole film is just a bunch of liberal whining if you ask me.
|10/14/2005 - 21:36|
A twist in this movie is as involved as a four piece puzzle. Everything is exactly as it seems.
|01/09/2009 - 17:31|
Hey look, the camera is shaking so this must be real life. Screw that.
|08/11/2006 - 02:37|
Although she's pretty resolute for a girl being chased by a maniac, Laurie still makes all the same mistakes that drive audiences nuts. Let's list them quickly.
|08/28/1999 - 02:58|
Branagh wheels out the big Hollywood guns like he's hosting a marathon celebrity roast for the Big Bard himself.
|12/25/1996 - 03:04|
Why don't they just make a version of "Hamlet" with farm animals?
|07/12/2000 - 03:06|
"Who is that chick who isn't Jodie Foster?" Movie ruined.
|02/09/2001 - 03:11|
Unlike real life, where questions and complications are rarely resolved in two hours, this film's secrets are readily revealed as though Vanna White were flipping the pages of the script.
|02/28/1997 - 16:15|
|Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle||0|
Here's what I hope the sequel will be titled: "Harold and Kumar Go to Jail."
|07/30/2004 - 16:25|
|Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire||0|
Given the anticipation of finally meeting Voldemort, one would expect the moment to be intense, powerful, and fulfilling, which is why I couldn't have been more disappointed when Harry, having been transported via port key during the Triwizard tournament, comes face-to-face with none other than... The English Patient.
|11/18/2005 - 16:30|
|Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince||10|
The periodic fight scenes are really nothing more than re-staged B-western gun battle scenes using sticks instead of six-shooters.
|08/21/2009 - 03:05|
|Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban||0|
Giving (director Alfonso) Cuarón creative control of the Harry Potter franchise is like giving David Fincher the reins to "Barney."
|06/04/2004 - 16:35|
Not too long ago, Deborah Harry was putting out cigarettes on her breast in "Videodrome." Now she looks like the "before" shot in one of those Slimfast advertisements.
|06/05/1996 - 17:04|
|Hedwig and the Angry Inch||0|
I really thought Mitchell was going to pull a "crying game" at some point, and I spent most of my time in the theater desperately looking for somebody with an enormous cranium to hide behind in case that happened.
|07/27/2001 - 17:07|
The couple behind me had a word for it: cute. I had a word for it too: brainwashing.
|06/27/1997 - 17:19|
This film contains plenty of people we all know. They're called "losers."
|03/31/2000 - 19:53|
|Hilary and Jackie||0|
I just hate cello music. It makes a sound like a group of old people in a rest home when the help emerges from the kitchen with the "strained fruit of the day."
|01/15/1999 - 20:03|
|Hiroshima Mon Amour||0|
The back of the Criterion DVD case calls this Alain Renais film "a cornerstone of French cinema." If you ask me, the building must be crumbling.
|08/29/2000 - 20:05|
Not only are there a lot of holes in the film, but in the premise, the plot and the director's head as well.
|04/18/2003 - 20:09|