Two Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
Movie | Comments | Blurb | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| Croupier | 0 | Director Mike Hodges seems to have spent plenty of time with the atmosphere of the casino and such -- things anybody could have gotten right -- and hardly any time thinking about whether the story made sense. | 04/21/2000 - 21:02 |
| Cube | 0 | There's some blithering about prime numbers and Cartesian coordinates, and I was pretty much lost and pissed off after that. | 07/11/1998 - 21:11 |
| Curse of the Jade Scorpion | 0 | Instead of concentrating on the set as a new platform for exposing his neurosis to anyone left in America who might care, Allen might have invested in making the story less predictable than Roger Ebert at an all-you-can-eat buffet. | 08/24/2001 - 21:15 |
| Cyrus | 4 | Friction between two men over a woman is some of the most clichéd bullshit you will ever see onscreen, and unless you can convince Steve Martin and Michael Caine to co-star your movie is going to suck. Throw in a disturbing incest angle and open with a scene of John C. Reilly masturbating and you’ve got a real winner on your hands. | 07/11/2010 - 03:03 |
| Dancer in the Dark | 0 | This film is a condemnation of the American way of life, pure and simple. | 10/06/2000 - 21:56 |
| Dangerous Moves | 0 | Unfortunately, it's chess. | 08/21/2001 - 22:03 |
| Dante's Peak | 0 | Why are there always kids? Why is there always a petthat has to be saved? How come the support team always has to be ethnically and sexually balanced? | 02/07/1997 - 22:04 |
| Dawn of the Dead | 0 | Ultimately, there's only so much that can happen in a zombie remake. If you know the story, there aren't any surprises. It's just more crap from a Hollywood creative machine turned almost completely off. | 03/19/2004 - 14:23 |
| Dead Poets Society | 0 | This is why poetry teachers make really bad psychologists. | 08/22/1999 - 14:34 |
| Dead Presidents | 0 | Under the mistaken impression that this was some sort of "action" movie in which the characters spend a significant amount of screen time shooting at people and driving cars in a reckless manner, I found myself nodding off while watching young Anthony grow up. | 10/04/1995 - 14:36 |
| Dear Frankie | 0 | I wanted to puke. | 03/16/2005 - 14:42 |
| Deconstructing Harry | 0 | One can't help but notice Allen's consistently twisted view of women: The younger ones are goddesses, while the older ones -- the ones with the guile to work and vote -- tend to be manic bitches. | 12/12/1997 - 14:46 |
| Deep Blue Sea | 0 | "Deep Blue Sea" reeks of a desperation that at this point can only be called "Harlinesque." | 07/28/1999 - 14:47 |
| Desperado | 0 | Rodriguez pays a nice homage to Quentin Tarantino by allowing him to act in this movie and then shooting him in the face. | 08/25/1995 - 15:13 |
| Detroit Rock City | 0 | When your choices are between K.C. and the Sunshine Band, Le Freak, and KISS, it's not exactly like choosing KISS is the equivalent of making a social statement. | 08/13/1999 - 15:35 |
| Die Hard | 1 | The penis is indeed king. | 08/22/1997 - 16:22 |
| Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story | 1 | This film could well win the Oscar in the category of Most Projectiles to the Crotch in a Feature Film. | 06/18/2004 - 16:29 |
| Donnie Brasco | 0 | In order to convince audiences that Johnny Depp really isn't a little furniture-throwing, reporter-abusing wuss, who has to date anorexic women so he looks like a man when he stands next to them, Newell has surrounded him with so many recognizable actors that "Donnie Brasco" looks like a gangster film retrospective. | 02/28/1997 - 16:35 |
| Down With Love | 0 | Part tribute, part send-up of the romantic comedies of the early 1960s, "Down with Love" reminds us that as bad as movies are today, there was a time when they were actually worse. | 05/16/2003 - 19:16 |
| Dreamlife of Angels | 0 | What the French think is good cinema is the kind of stuff Americans see at shopping malls every day. | 09/09/1998 - 19:35 |