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What Tom Cruise Doesn't Know Might Hurt You

It's practically a religion in and of itself for undereducated and egotistic movie stars to weigh in on politics and other cultural issues because they've been stroked their whole professional lives i


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All the Way with Mary Kay

I've found a wonderful and simple filter to find out who on the planet needs to be removed from it immediately to prevent their numerous, ignorant offspring from taking down the entire human race with


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Ratz, a New Pope

Joseph Ratzinger -- not to be mistaken for John Ratzenberger, who played Cliff on "Cheers"-- was elected the new Pope by the conclave of cardinals on Tuesday, April 19, 2005.


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I Am Gary Sheffield

Let's give credit where credit is due.


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Grandstanding Media Whores

It seems that most of our politicians these days are no more than grandstanding media whores, who have about as much business being in positions of power as Paris Hilton does competing on Jeopardy.


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Other People's Children

I'm tired of people's children. Sick of them, in fact. It seems that no matter where I go, somebody's kid is screaming his or her head off and pissing me off.


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Oscar Predictions 2005

Let's face it, most of you are complete suckers.


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SpongeBob GayPants and the Fundamentalist Agenda

So apparently, SpongeBob SquarePants is gay. And should be banned. Then arrested. Then burned to a spongy crisp in the everlasting fires of Christian Hell.


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Merry F%@#%@# Christmas

I don't celebrate Christmas. I don't celebrate any holidays in December. None. Zero. Zip. As far as I'm concerned, Christmas is like a cancer. I'm not religious and I don't participate.


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Don't Drink and Vote

There's been a lot of vitriol hurled at both Democrats and Republicans this election, but I'd like to focus on one party that has, until this point, largely escaped some richly deserved criticism.


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