Xur's blog

Seriously.  We're done.  This is an abusive fucking relationship, and I don't have to put up with it.  Did you know it's summer on half the planet right now?  That's right.

It takes many forms, but the advice always boils down to the same thing.  One of the hardest things in life is to learn who you really are.

So today I finally got some much awaited good news. I'm not going to say what, other than to say it's something I've been waiting for since, oh, about March.

Yes, I know it's election day. Yes, I know I recently registered to vote in this area. Yes, I know about your shitty candidates. I know, I know, I know, I know.

hot dogs are now available at Safeway. Hot dog! Like most kids, I was a fan of hot dogs at, say, 10. Somewhere in my teens I lost the craving for them completely.

So, Hanna's wrath is upon the DC area and I almost feel like I'm back in Seattle... almost. The same grey, overcast sky. The same moderate rain pissing down nonstop.

And permanent BOTTOMSIES! Xur FTW!