Body of Lies Caption Contest
"How to tell if your husband is cheating with the milkman: Clue#1"
Winner: nuckumoh
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It's soggy. I don't like

It's soggy. I don't like it when it get's soggy.
Can someone get me a telephone? This isn't heavy enough.

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If that kid would just eat

If that kid would just eat his cheerios, I wouldn't have to kick-fuck his grandmother.
Russell, we're SICK of your stupid "Proof of Life" cereal jokes.

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Adult Frosted Flakes User Confession #133 -- Russell Crowe

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And then the spider says, "Aye!! What's in the bowl..."

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"Three bears hired me to investigate a housebreaking"

"I had very few clues..."
Signed,
The artist formerly known as Zorro.
It'll take 1 bowl of All Bran & 1 Crowe to = the fiber of Total.

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How to tell if your husband is cheating with the milkman: Clue#1

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ScareCrowe

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MY ATTACK HELICOPTER KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE! damn paperboy...

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Snap blamed himself for the Crackle/Pop murder-suicide

Also went with
An older Snap reminisced about life before the Crackle/Pop murder-suicide
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