Burn After Reading Caption Contest

"OK, tell me when to light it."

Winner: michael3b

 

Pitt Jolie Crotch Sex
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Mr_Cranky's picture

Okay, we'll see how this goes. Start submitting entries and vote on the ones you like the best and we'll see who wins.

Sincerely,

 

Mr. C

 

"OK, hold still! I almost got the gerbil in that time."

Wulfgar's picture

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[Ugh.]

"Cough!"

Mr_Cranky's picture

Sincerely, Mr. C

Doing his bit for the ailing economy...

Kangagang's picture

...Brad Pitt helps to 'prime the pump' of individual Wall St investment bankers.

"Your groin is in great shape! You must work it out a lot."

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"Your groin is in great shape! You must work it out a lot."

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"Picked the wrong day to go crotchless, don't you think?"

michael3b's picture

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"OK, Ms. O'Donnell...We'll try it again with duct tape."

michael3b's picture

riiiiip

Eleven? More like Ocean's five, George.

michael3b's picture

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Angie, I think your midwife fascination has crossed a line.

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OK, tell me when to light it.

michael3b's picture

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Suddenly Brad remembered he needed tea bags

Form-VII's picture

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"Boy, this thighmaster really works!"

Boss_Bubba's picture

"Boy, this thighmaster really works!"

Alas, Brad's attempts to get along with Jon Voight were in vein.

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I wonder how long it will take this little beauty

RidingFool's picture

to wash up on the shores of British Columbia?

No, LInda don't do legs 'cause the last time she had hold of

Coaster's picture

an ankle, she was pulling one out of a wood chipper.

==Coaster (Whooooeeee!) 

 

A little perfume, some lacy panties and his last day at the...

michael3b's picture

...morgue would be perfect.

It's called the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter." Read about...

foxjedi's picture

it on urbandictionary.com.

Just as I thought Mr Coen, you have genital Clooneys.

nickumoh's picture

no need for comment. I think the subject says it all.

And just like that...

TMundo's picture

...Brad Pitt stopped the entire ceiling from falling down by holding up some guy's leg.

Last one George. I'll go to the driving range & get more balls.

nickumoh's picture

This is the last one George. I'll have to go back to the driving range and pick up another pail of golf balls.

Start Voting

jazzdrive3's picture

Winner is picked tommorrow, so be sure and vote up your favorite.

Free Suppository Day: The dirty side of Gym Membership drives

Form-VII's picture

That's John Mccain getting his!

Form-VII

This is your last warning Ms.Mills -- Leave Mr. McCartney alone!

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Brad's busy day: Getting a workout AND delivering Angie's baby

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xxxx

And the Oscar goes to.....

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Decades of yoga finally pays off, as Brad realizes a lifelong...

foxjedi's picture

dream.

Employee of the month.

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Chad misunderstood what his boss meant when he was told ...

Coaster's picture

they needed to get a leg up on the competition. 

Poor Chad falls for the latest variation of the old ...

Coaster's picture

"pull my finger" trick.

Chand thought, "If only Mr. Mucus were posting on the new site..

Coaster's picture

I'd be saying something funny right now."

I AM A GREAT MAN!!!

michael3b's picture

A 3-vote landslide victory!  I will treasure it forever.

Hopefully we'll get some mo' folk involved in tha fyootcha.  Which reminds me, jazz.  How's the site going in terms of hits and whatever else it is you cybots use to gauge these things?

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