Fast & Furious Caption Contest

Submitted by jazzdrive3 on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 16:13.

You had me at "flux capacitor".

Winner: Scumby

Your rating: None Average: 4 (22 votes)

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No more energy crisis!

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Submitted by FearlessFreep on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 18:18.

NT

 

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"You cryogenically froze the engine so that maybe someday..."

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Submitted by TMundo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 18:49.

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"Check out my instant sequel machine"

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Submitted by MH on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 18:56.

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(sigh) I wish I could get blown half that good

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Submitted by Coaster on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 19:28.

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And the best part is, it's powered by bad acting!

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Submitted by JPBuckner on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 20:37.

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Ye Haw!! JPBuckner back in action!

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Submitted by TMundo McHeimschins S. Preston, Esq. III (not verified) on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 21:35.

nice.

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Even with 2 diesels, this scene was still unsuccessfully driven.

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Submitted by nickumoh on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 20:56.

...what...what were talking about again?

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Back to the Future IV had some odd casting.

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Submitted by Scumby on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 21:23.

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Not even this will make your Echo drivable.

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Submitted by JPBuckner on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 01:26.

Just for old times sake...

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You had me at "flux capacitor".

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Submitted by Scumby on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 06:36.

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Dammit Vin, I'm a doctor not a mechanic!

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Submitted by nickumoh on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 15:18.

...what...what were talking about again?

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So using this machine I'll

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Submitted by Electro Rush (not verified) on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 22:02.

So using this machine I'll finally be able to understand the plot to The Chronicles Of Riddick?

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I know its fast (slowly looks to camera), but is it...furious?

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Submitted by nickumoh on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 23:57.

...what...what were talking about again?

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"Dude, all I wanted was for you to fix my dustbuster."

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Submitted by Cannon Fodder on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:15.

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"But can it make an Iced Tall Half Decaf Skinny Vanilla Latte?"

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Submitted by Wulfgar on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 20:55.

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~No, my young padawan; this one is mine.~

 

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There's no way were gonna lose the soapbox derby race tomorrow!

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Submitted by nickumoh on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 22:57.

Dude, there's no way were gonna lose the soapbox derby race tomorrow!

...what...what were talking about again?

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"It's nice, but I already have an automatic penis-buffer!"

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Submitted by Wulfgar on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 00:23.

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~No, my young padawan; this one is mine.~

 

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You honestly think people want a 1200 horsepower freezer chest?

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Submitted by Coaster on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 00:28.

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The Fast and The Furious 4: Segways on Steroids

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Submitted by Coaster on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 14:28.

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By destroying the film, they could undo the damage it wrought.

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Submitted by Scumby on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 14:34.

Kind of a paradox thing.

 

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Its a Hyundai, so I can take it back if I lose my job.

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Submitted by nickumoh on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 16:59.

...what...what were talking about again?

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That thing got a Hemi in it?

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 17:00.

That thing got a Hemi in it?

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First I lubed & stuffed your tailpipe, then I blew your head...

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Submitted by nickumoh on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 20:31.

First I lubed & stuffed your tailpipe, then I blew your head. Oh, & there's something wrong with your car.

...what...what were talking about again?

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I see the battery cables. Don't try to start something.

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Submitted by Coaster on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 18:30.

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Caption Contest

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Submitted by Razor (not verified) on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 15:32.

Where are you going to but the dildo?

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Let's see who's really got the Vin number

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Submitted by gamerarocks on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 22:50.

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Impeach Jim Gibbons!

 

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This thing'll make my penis HOW big?

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Submitted by I_Hate_Movies (not verified) on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 05:07.

it looks painful

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This baby will do 2,000 per minute...double-sided.

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Submitted by michael3b on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 21:25.

copier humor.

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Forget it, man. Your toupee is GONE.

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Submitted by michael3b on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 21:24.

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He'd never know that it powered the fan until it was too late.

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Submitted by michael3b on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 21:40.

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So, where do they put the 450 horses?

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Submitted by michael3b on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 21:43.

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Bro, you'll totally dig it!

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 03:11.

Bro, you'll totally dig it! Trust me. Now just bend over and brace yourself...

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So that's what was in the Grail

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Submitted by SPARGS (not verified) on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 18:53.

So that's what was in the Grail

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so will this compensate for my small penis?

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Submitted by SPARGS (not verified) on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 19:09.

so will this compensate for my small penis?

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I liked it better when Cranky picked the winners...

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 16:30.

Seemed more arbitrary and final that way. Democracy sucks.

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It's still pretty arbitrary.

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Submitted by jazzdrive3 on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 13:42.

It's still pretty arbitrary. I'd say only about 60% of the decision is based on the votes.

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Alright, then.

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Submitted by michael3b on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 14:53.

I can live with 40% arbitrary.  Thanks.

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