Fast & Furious Caption Contest

You had me at "flux capacitor".

Winner: Scumby

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No more energy crisis!

FearlessFreep's picture

NT

 

"You cryogenically froze the engine so that maybe someday..."

TMundo's picture

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"Check out my instant sequel machine"

MH's picture

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(sigh) I wish I could get blown half that good

Coaster's picture

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And the best part is, it's powered by bad acting!

JPBuckner's picture

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Ye Haw!! JPBuckner back in action!

TMundo McHeimschins S. Preston, Esq. III's picture

nice.

Even with 2 diesels, this scene was still unsuccessfully driven.

nickumoh's picture

...what...what were talking about again?

Back to the Future IV had some odd casting.

Scumby's picture

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Not even this will make your Echo drivable.

JPBuckner's picture

Just for old times sake...

You had me at "flux capacitor".

Scumby's picture

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Dammit Vin, I'm a doctor not a mechanic!

nickumoh's picture

...what...what were talking about again?

So using this machine I'll

Electro Rush's picture

So using this machine I'll finally be able to understand the plot to The Chronicles Of Riddick?

I know its fast (slowly looks to camera), but is it...furious?

nickumoh's picture

...what...what were talking about again?

"Dude, all I wanted was for you to fix my dustbuster."

Cannon Fodder's picture

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"But can it make an Iced Tall Half Decaf Skinny Vanilla Latte?"

Wulfgar's picture

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~No, my young padawan; this one is mine.~

 

There's no way were gonna lose the soapbox derby race tomorrow!

nickumoh's picture

Dude, there's no way were gonna lose the soapbox derby race tomorrow!

...what...what were talking about again?

"It's nice, but I already have an automatic penis-buffer!"

Wulfgar's picture

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~No, my young padawan; this one is mine.~

 

You honestly think people want a 1200 horsepower freezer chest?

Coaster's picture

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The Fast and The Furious 4: Segways on Steroids

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By destroying the film, they could undo the damage it wrought.

Scumby's picture

Kind of a paradox thing.

 

Its a Hyundai, so I can take it back if I lose my job.

nickumoh's picture

...what...what were talking about again?

That thing got a Hemi in it?

Anonymous's picture

That thing got a Hemi in it?

First I lubed & stuffed your tailpipe, then I blew your head...

nickumoh's picture

First I lubed & stuffed your tailpipe, then I blew your head. Oh, & there's something wrong with your car.

...what...what were talking about again?

I see the battery cables. Don't try to start something.

Coaster's picture

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Caption Contest

Razor's picture

Where are you going to but the dildo?

Let's see who's really got the Vin number

gamerarocks's picture

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Impeach Jim Gibbons!

 

This thing'll make my penis HOW big?

I_Hate_Movies's picture

it looks painful

This baby will do 2,000 per minute...double-sided.

michael3b's picture

copier humor.

Forget it, man. Your toupee is GONE.

michael3b's picture

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He'd never know that it powered the fan until it was too late.

michael3b's picture

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So, where do they put the 450 horses?

michael3b's picture

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Bro, you'll totally dig it!

Anonymous's picture

Bro, you'll totally dig it! Trust me. Now just bend over and brace yourself...

So that's what was in the Grail

SPARGS's picture

So that's what was in the Grail

so will this compensate for my small penis?

SPARGS's picture

so will this compensate for my small penis?

I liked it better when Cranky picked the winners...

Anonymous's picture

Seemed more arbitrary and final that way. Democracy sucks.

It's still pretty arbitrary.

jazzdrive3's picture

It's still pretty arbitrary. I'd say only about 60% of the decision is based on the votes.

Alright, then.

michael3b's picture

I can live with 40% arbitrary.  Thanks.

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