Julie & Julia Caption Contest

Submitted by jazzdrive3 on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 15:11.
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To spread the word about this Julie & Julia Caption Contest on Twitter.

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Now where did I put my in vitro fertilization kit?

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Submitted by Dan_in_Cincinnati on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 15:26.

Shame on me.

{;-) Dan in Miami

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Don't f**k with me!

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Submitted by FearlessFreep on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 16:47.

I was just thinking it was time for another caption contest.

 

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The Pillsbury Doughboy never stood a chance.

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Submitted by Scumby on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 17:28.

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Oh crap. I'm pregnant.

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Submitted by Scumby on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 17:29.

Recycling time again. 

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Julia you can baste my giblets any day

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Submitted by Dan_in_Cincinnati on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 17:55.

One track mind.

{;-) Dan in Miami

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Men are so easy. Whip it good and they surrender.

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Submitted by Dan_in_Cincinnati on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 18:30.

{;-) Dan in Miami

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"Once you've beaten it to the 'stiff white peaks' stage..."

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Submitted by Wulfgar on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 02:12.

"...you must then pipe the semen directly into the vagina..."

 

 

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~No, my young padawan; this one is mine.~

 

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Julia sounded bad enough without shaving cream on the microphone

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Submitted by Coaster on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 03:34.

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She was the only hooker in town that would wisk a john.

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Submitted by nickumoh on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 16:39.

Going old school.

...what...what were talking about again?

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Julia had a wisk named Harvey that she talked to all the time.

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Submitted by Scumby on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 19:52.

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Summers Eve?!?! Get me some damn DRANO!

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Submitted by michael3b on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 21:11.

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Excellent shot, Wang!

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Submitted by michael3b on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 21:13.

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Wisk! For those extra large loads.

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Submitted by michael3b on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 21:14.

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Bam this, biotch!

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Submitted by gamerarocks on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 04:45.

<wwadc>

Impeach Jim Gibbons!

 

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Music by Mark Mothersbaugh

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Submitted by gamerarocks on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 15:43.

<wwadc>

Impeach Jim Gibbons!

 

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From then on the Hells Kitchen chef never yelled at another cook

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Submitted by nickumoh on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 16:10.

And from that moment on the Hell's Kitchen chef never yelled at another cook

...what...what were talking about again?

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Julia tells little Timmy where babies come from

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Submitted by stationkj on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 20:59.

.station.

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In a deleted scene from Stripes...

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Submitted by stationkj on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 21:00.

.station.

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...and thats how Alice made Bobby into a man.

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Submitted by stationkj on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 21:01.

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The live action Ratatouille remake failed at the box office

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Submitted by stationkj on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 21:03.

.station.

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the beatings will continue until moral improves

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Submitted by stationkj on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 20:08.

.station.

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Morale, morale, morale!

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Submitted by Dan_in_Cincinnati on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 20:48.

Spell it right you silly frog!

{;-) Dan (the typo king) in Miami

 

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When HomeEc teachers cover SexEd, things get interesting

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Submitted by stationkj on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 20:10.

.station.

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Sooooooo, this is nice....

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Submitted by stationkj on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 19:49.

<not_funny>I guess this contest will never close to be replaced with an ambiguously funny picture from a recent movie?</not_funny>

.station.

 

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Apparently not

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Submitted by gamerarocks on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 18:26.

.................... 

Impeach Jim Gibbons!

 

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"That crew from 'Milk' left the strangest things on this set..."

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Submitted by Fritzburgh on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 03:20.

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Finally - I'm not frigid

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 01:53.

Finally - I'm not frigid anymore.

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Gamerarocks, sorry but I accidently erased your post.

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Submitted by Coaster on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 01:32.

Same caption contest up for a year.  Same poll up forever that nobody gives a shit about.  Yeah, the new owners of this site must be spending a lot of time and energy keeping this site up. 

Since I quit blasting Spams, this place has become covered in them. 

If not for the new reviews that nobody but Mr. Cranky and Dan are writing, I'd be convinced that the new site owners never visited here at all. 

Sorry I erased your post.  I meant to hit reply. 

It is a damned shame that Jazzdrive seems neither the time nor the resources to support this site other han posting the ocassional new reviw. 

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I wish

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Submitted by RidingFool on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 18:40.

someone would erase all of my posts.

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So you say Crankyland is dying?

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Submitted by Rajah on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 19:14.

I say nay, she's merely slumbering. She is hybernating and waiting for the day the Lost Children of Crankyland will return. Someday they'll realize getting a life, having babies and conversing with real flesh and blood people ain't all it's cracked up to be. Yessssss, they will return to the hallowed halls of Crankyland where they belong! And don't worry yourself over the spam, it's just hobo meat. A little salt and some ketchup will cover that Sterno aftertaste.

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If site management doesn't give a shit about this place

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Submitted by Coaster on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 03:37.

Why should anyone else?

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^^^ Bad attitude ^^^

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Submitted by RidingFool on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 13:21.

Fer shure.

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You would have a bad attitude too

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Submitted by Rajah on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 23:07.

His wife beats him and his dog gives him no respect

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Had I a wife,

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Submitted by RidingFool on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 03:46.

she would probably beat my dog and show me no respect.

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Okay USA!

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Submitted by TMundo on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 00:58.

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I just thought I'd throw that out there...

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Submitted by TMundo on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 01:04.

...if anyone would like to respond, you know where I'll be, in some forum, somewhere.

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"Don't make me go Abner Louima on your ass!!"

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Submitted by vectorone on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 09:51.

Hello

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Hello.

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Submitted by RidingFool on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 17:20.

Abner dinget no respek, but he got 5 mil to take home.

Kindest regards,

Foo'

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Julia's caption contest

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Submitted by scrappy954 on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 06:29.

"Send in the next gentleman, please! Just a few more before baking my Planned Parenthood themed cake!"

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Finally! Thick enough for Ann Romney's hair.

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Submitted by gamerarocks on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:57.

<wwadc> <twbhf>

One out of four people is freakishly stupid. If three of your friends are normal, then it's you.

 

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