Julie & Julia Caption Contest

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Now where did I put my in vitro fertilization kit?

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Shame on me.

{;-) Dan in Miami

Don't f**k with me!

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I was just thinking it was time for another caption contest.

 

The Pillsbury Doughboy never stood a chance.

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Oh crap. I'm pregnant.

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Recycling time again. 

Julia you can baste my giblets any day

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One track mind.

{;-) Dan in Miami

Men are so easy. Whip it good and they surrender.

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{;-) Dan in Miami

"Once you've beaten it to the 'stiff white peaks' stage..."

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"...you must then pipe the semen directly into the vagina..."

 

 

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~No, my young padawan; this one is mine.~

 

Julia sounded bad enough without shaving cream on the microphone

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She was the only hooker in town that would wisk a john.

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Going old school.

...what...what were talking about again?

Julia had a wisk named Harvey that she talked to all the time.

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Summers Eve?!?! Get me some damn DRANO!

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Excellent shot, Wang!

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Wisk! For those extra large loads.

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Bam this, biotch!

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Impeach Jim Gibbons!

 

Music by Mark Mothersbaugh

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Impeach Jim Gibbons!

 

From then on the Hells Kitchen chef never yelled at another cook

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And from that moment on the Hell's Kitchen chef never yelled at another cook

...what...what were talking about again?

Julia tells little Timmy where babies come from

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In a deleted scene from Stripes...

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...and thats how Alice made Bobby into a man.

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The live action Ratatouille remake failed at the box office

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the beatings will continue until moral improves

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Morale, morale, morale!

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Spell it right you silly frog!

{;-) Dan (the typo king) in Miami

 

When HomeEc teachers cover SexEd, things get interesting

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Sooooooo, this is nice....

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<not_funny>I guess this contest will never close to be replaced with an ambiguously funny picture from a recent movie?</not_funny>

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Apparently not

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Impeach Jim Gibbons!

 

"That crew from 'Milk' left the strangest things on this set..."

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Finally - I'm not frigid

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Finally - I'm not frigid anymore.

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