Julie & Julia Caption Contest

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Now where did I put my in vitro fertilization kit?

Dan_in_Cincinnati's picture

Shame on me.

{;-) Dan in Miami

Don't f**k with me!

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I was just thinking it was time for another caption contest.

 

The Pillsbury Doughboy never stood a chance.

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Oh crap. I'm pregnant.

Scumby's picture

Recycling time again. 

Julia you can baste my giblets any day

Dan_in_Cincinnati's picture

One track mind.

{;-) Dan in Miami

Men are so easy. Whip it good and they surrender.

Dan_in_Cincinnati's picture

{;-) Dan in Miami

"Once you've beaten it to the 'stiff white peaks' stage..."

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"...you must then pipe the semen directly into the vagina..."

 

 

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~No, my young padawan; this one is mine.~

 

Julia sounded bad enough without shaving cream on the microphone

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She was the only hooker in town that would wisk a john.

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Going old school.

...what...what were talking about again?

Julia had a wisk named Harvey that she talked to all the time.

Scumby's picture

Summers Eve?!?! Get me some damn DRANO!

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Excellent shot, Wang!

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Wisk! For those extra large loads.

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Bam this, biotch!

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<wwadc>

Impeach Jim Gibbons!

 

Music by Mark Mothersbaugh

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<wwadc>

Impeach Jim Gibbons!

 

From then on the Hells Kitchen chef never yelled at another cook

nickumoh's picture

And from that moment on the Hell's Kitchen chef never yelled at another cook

...what...what were talking about again?

Julia tells little Timmy where babies come from

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In a deleted scene from Stripes...

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...and thats how Alice made Bobby into a man.

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The live action Ratatouille remake failed at the box office

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the beatings will continue until moral improves

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Morale, morale, morale!

Dan_in_Cincinnati's picture

Spell it right you silly frog!

{;-) Dan (the typo king) in Miami

 

When HomeEc teachers cover SexEd, things get interesting

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Sooooooo, this is nice....

stationkj's picture

<not_funny>I guess this contest will never close to be replaced with an ambiguously funny picture from a recent movie?</not_funny>

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Apparently not

gamerarocks's picture

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Impeach Jim Gibbons!

 

"That crew from 'Milk' left the strangest things on this set..."

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Finally - I'm not frigid

Anonymous's picture

Finally - I'm not frigid anymore.

Gamerarocks, sorry but I accidently erased your post.

Coaster's picture

Same caption contest up for a year.  Same poll up forever that nobody gives a shit about.  Yeah, the new owners of this site must be spending a lot of time and energy keeping this site up. 

Since I quit blasting Spams, this place has become covered in them. 

If not for the new reviews that nobody but Mr. Cranky and Dan are writing, I'd be convinced that the new site owners never visited here at all. 

Sorry I erased your post.  I meant to hit reply. 

It is a damned shame that Jazzdrive seems neither the time nor the resources to support this site other han posting the ocassional new reviw. 

I wish

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someone would erase all of my posts.

So you say Crankyland is dying?

Rajah's picture

I say nay, she's merely slumbering. She is hybernating and waiting for the day the Lost Children of Crankyland will return. Someday they'll realize getting a life, having babies and conversing with real flesh and blood people ain't all it's cracked up to be. Yessssss, they will return to the hallowed halls of Crankyland where they belong! And don't worry yourself over the spam, it's just hobo meat. A little salt and some ketchup will cover that Sterno aftertaste.

If site management doesn't give a shit about this place

Coaster's picture

Why should anyone else?

^^^ Bad attitude ^^^

RidingFool's picture

Fer shure.

You would have a bad attitude too

Rajah's picture

His wife beats him and his dog gives him no respect

Had I a wife,

RidingFool's picture

she would probably beat my dog and show me no respect.

Okay USA!

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I just thought I'd throw that out there...

TMundo's picture

...if anyone would like to respond, you know where I'll be, in some forum, somewhere.

"Don't make me go Abner Louima on your ass!!"

vectorone's picture

Hello

Hello.

RidingFool's picture

Abner dinget no respek, but he got 5 mil to take home.

Kindest regards,

Foo'

Julia's caption contest

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"Send in the next gentleman, please! Just a few more before baking my Planned Parenthood themed cake!"

Finally! Thick enough for Ann Romney's hair.

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<wwadc> <twbhf>

One out of four people is freakishly stupid. If three of your friends are normal, then it's you.

 

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