Miss March Caption Contest

Submitted by jazzdrive3 on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 14:22.

"Recession victims sharing the remaining breath mint."

Winner: Coaster

Recession victims sharing the remaining breath mint.
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Excuse me, are you the carpet cleaners?

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Submitted by Scumby on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 23:20.

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Get sex education out of our schools!

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Submitted by FearlessFreep on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 00:53.

It may already be too late.

 

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X-Man suddenly realizes how unnecessary he really is

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Submitted by Rajah on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 02:51.

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She's Just Not That Into You

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Submitted by nickumoh on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 15:24.

...what...what were talking about again?

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Why you should never be late to a threesome

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Submitted by nickumoh on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 15:26.

...what...what were talking about again?

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Have you two guys seen any girls around here?

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Submitted by Wulfgar on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 16:30.

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~No, my young padawan; this one is mine.~

 

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As effiminate as he was they wouldn't let him join in.

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Submitted by Cannon Fodder on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 06:10.

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"Need a hand?"

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Submitted by Cannon Fodder on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 06:14.

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Hey, I have a penis.....Hello? I said I have penis!...sigh

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Submitted by Rajah on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 11:23.

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Weekend At Bernadette's

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Submitted by Scumby on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 01:58.

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The remake of "Three's Company" had an interesting new angle.

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Submitted by nickumoh on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 21:38.

...what...what were talking about again?

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Hey ladies, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation works better in the...

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Submitted by HS on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 22:10.

...horizontal position!

 

 

HS

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Shaggy's inadequacies surface

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Submitted by gamerarocks on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 16:14.

Scooby Snacks  $5

Gas for the Mystery Machine $40

Financing the next road trip  $750

Linda and Sarah Michelle going rogue   priceless

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Impeach Jim Gibbons!

 

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The Hidden 2

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Submitted by Coaster on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 16:49.

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Inflatable dolls come in pairs now!

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Submitted by FearlessFreep on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 17:41.

Heh heh.

 

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And the sanctity of yet another marriage is destroyed.

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Submitted by JPBuckner on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 05:42.

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The Wachowskis aim for the Judd Apatow demographic in Bound 2.

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Submitted by JPBuckner on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 05:52.

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excuse me, but would you mind directing me to the men's section

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Submitted by Decaf on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 04:52.

of the gay wing?

 

~Decaf_Recaf

 

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Recession victims sharing the remaining breath mint

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Submitted by Coaster on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 05:16.

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After catching mom and sis going at it, Kevin will need therapy.

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Submitted by HS on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 09:14.

HS

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and now we know why woverine has harry palms

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Submitted by SPARGS (not verified) on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 14:30.

and now we know why woverine has harry palms

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The Fast & The Curious

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Submitted by nickumoh on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 17:29.

...what...what were talking about again?

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Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming F*ck Fantasy

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Submitted by roboenator on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 17:33.

-- Private Joker

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Submitted by TMundo on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 17:29.

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"I do what with this now?"

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Submitted by Jusarious (not verified) on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 03:46.

Or
"You want me to put this WHERE?"
Or
"I am telling you... all I can see is a vase!"

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