"Not surprisingly, the Toyota Echo came in third place."
"Master Yoda, I've come back to complete my training."
"A v P II"
"Just forget it. No discount airline seat is worth this."
"After an hour it became quite clear that no one actually knew how to play musical chairs."
"Next, I'm gonna teach her to 'roll over'..."
"Michael Bay tries to count to five."
"Personals ad#13490: SWMOL in search of SWF.Must like sweets, puzzles, dancing. Non-smoker preferred."
"I see... dead wallpaper."
"We have you surrounded! Put down your bride and get on the ground."