Below are the winners of the Cranky Caption Contest. At the bottom are links to the archives.
Click on the links to view all non-winning entries in that particular contest.

Run Fatboy Run WINNER: Scumby (03/26/08) "If you close your eyes, you can smell France." Doomsday WINNER: Otm_Shank (03/19/08) "I sure hope silicone isn't flammable." Fool's Gold WINNER: JPBuckner (03/12/08) "Alas, passengers 58 and 59 were of no help at all." Fool's Gold WINNER: michael3b (03/05/08) "No, you schmuck! I said I wanted ORAL!" Teeth WINNER: Cannon_Fodder (02/27/08) "We're gonna need a bigger probe." Jumper WINNER: nickumoh (02/20/08) "Thanks eBay!" Strange Wilderness WINNER: MR_MUCUS (02/13/08) "ZAAAAAHNNNN!!!" Rambo WINNER: HicksRollsinGrave (01/30/08) "Another pool boy falls victim to Kathleen Turner." Cloverfield WINNER: HicksRollsinGrave (01/23/08) "Getting the extras from 'Rent' to leave New York was a pain in the ass." The Orphanage WINNER: scarlet_ohara (01/16/08) "Dorothy would later regret her one night of passion with the Scarecrow." One Missed Call WINNER: JohnFx (01/09/08) "It's Uwe Boll, he wants his movie back!" Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story WINNER: fellow_consumer (12/26/07) "Blink and you'll miss Nashville's annual gay pride parade." Caption Contest Archives: July 3, 2005 through September 6, 2005 September 13, 2005 through November 9, 2005 November 16, 2005 through December 14, 2005 December 21, 2005 through January 18, 2006 January 25, 2006 through February 22, 2006 March 1, 2006 through March 29, 2006 April 5, 2006 through May 3, 2006 May 10, 2006 through June 7, 2006 June 14, 2006 through July 19, 2006 July 26, 2006 through August 30, 2006 September 6, 2006 through October 4, 2006 October 12, 2006 through November 15, 2006 November 22, 2006 through January 17, 2007 January 24, 2007 through March 28, 2007 April 4, 2007 through June 27, 2007 July 4, 2007 through September 26, 2007 October 3, 2007 through December 19, 2007 Back to the Mr Cranky home page