Below are the winners of the Cranky Caption Contest. At the bottom are links to the archives.
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Jarhead WINNER: Drew_Atreides (11/09/05) "Even after the Apocalypse rednecks still found time for NASCAR." Saw 2 WINNER: Mr_Nonsense (11/09/05) "White Trash Acupuncture" Flight of the Phoenix WINNER: Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop (11/02/05) "Boss! Boss! De Plane! De Plane! De...holy crap!" Batman Begins WINNER: Coaster (10/26/05) "No idiot, the bag goes over her head." Domino WINNER: Drew_Atreides (10/26/05) "Baz Luhrman's Moby Dick." Good Night, and Good Luck WINNER: JPBuckner (10/19/05) "If only we were covering the Jenny McCarthy hearings." Serenity WINNER: MR_MUCUS (10/10/05) "Hide and seek at Roman Polanski's house." Corpse Bride WINNER: H.P. Lovecrack (10/03/05) "After many years spent growing up, Little "Timmy returns to Neverland Ranch to kick Michael Jackson's ass." Lord of War WINNER: Rajah (09/26/05) "NOOOO!!! That's not a Rhino that's John Goodman!" The Exorcism of Emily Rose WINNER: Mr_Nonsense (09/19/05) "Janis Joplin's insomnia led to some friction with her neighbors." The Man WINNER: MR_MUCUS (09/12/05) Jackson: "You may be the one who'll bring balance to the farce." Caption Contest Archives: July 3, 2005 through September 6, 2005 Back to the Mr Cranky home page