Below are the winners of the Cranky Caption Contest. At the bottom are links to the archives.
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Aeon Flux WINNER: Becky_Sharp (12/14/05) "Charlize Theron gets creative outside Grauman's Chinese Theatre." The Chronicles of Narnia WINNER: Mr_Nonsense (12/14/05) "After that day, no one ever asked 'Where's the Beef?' again." First Descent WINNER: andyman (12/07/05) "Inner Space 2 - The Kate Moss Nasal Adventure." Rent WINNER: Becky_Sharp (12/07/05) "Condi works her way through college." Casablanca WINNER: Parca_Mortem (11/30/05) "Ingrid hated the windowsill shots, as Bogie would always go pantless." Maltese Falcon WINNER: JPBuckner (11/30/05) "After being hypnotized by the Falcon, Greenstreet was convinced he was Ethel Merman." Walk the Line WINNER: chuchu (11/23/05) "...and for that moment, they were the only two people in the room." Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire WINNER: hotkarl (11/23/05) "Ron's 'Hermoine-sitting-on-his-face' spell goes awry..." Zathura WINNER: chuchu (11/16/05) "A life-sized Alicia Silverstone doll?! Thank you, Santa!" Get Rich or Die Tryin' WINNER: JPBuckner (11/16/05) "And you were there Tin Man, and Scarecrow, and you too, Shank Ho." Caption Contest Archives: July 3, 2005 through September 6, 2005 September 13, 2005 through November 9, 2005 Back to the Mr Cranky home page