Below are the winners of the Cranky Caption Contest. At the bottom are links to the archives.
Click on the links to view all non-winning entries in that particular contest.

Brokeback Mountain WINNER: JPBuckner (02/22/06) "You had me at 'Howdy'." Toyota Echo WINNER: Drew_Atreides (02/22/06) "Britney revisits her birthplace." Firewall WINNER: SPARGS (02/15/06) "Unfortunately, his wookie sidekick wasn't so flame retardent." Proof WINNER: MR_MUCUS (02/15/06) "Gwen realizes church services just make hangovers worse." The Matador WINNER: dlew919 (02/08/06) "This isn't quite what I meant when I suggested we swap partners, but the girls sure seem to be having a good time." Bambi 2 WINNER: lost_cause (02/08/06) "Some guy just removed my mother's face with a shotgun, but good news... I just saved 50% on my car insurance by switching to Geico." Underworld: Evolution WINNER: Theodoric (02/01/06) "Gollum vehemently denied allegations of steroid use." Flightplan WINNER: lost_cause (02/01/06) "A mix-up at Rainbow Airlines leaves Jodie one unhappy customer." The New World WINNER: MR_MUCUS (01/25/06) "Even with a paddle, Shit Creek ain't no picnic!" Last Holiday WINNER: Theodoric (01/25/06) "Latifah was strangely proud of her diaphragm." Caption Contest Archives: July 3, 2005 through September 6, 2005 September 13, 2005 through November 9, 2005 November 16, 2005 through December 14, 2005 December 21, 2005 through January 18, 2006 Back to the Mr Cranky home page