Below are the winners of the Cranky Caption Contest. At the bottom are links to the archives.
Click on the links to view all non-winning entries in that particular contest.

Basic Instinct WINNER: In-A-Place-Called-Sane (03/29/06) "Needless to say, she remained the Staring Contest Champ." Inside Man WINNER: nickumoh (03/29/06) "Suspect explains how Richard Simmons' Deal-A-Meal system lead him to kill." V For Vendetta WINNER: fellow_consumer (03/22/06) "America's army proudly observes 'Bring your daughter to work' day." The Hills Have Eyes WINNER: Mr_Nonsense (03/22/06) "One popular form of redneck entertainment is the crack whore pull." Failure to Launch WINNER: Hamartoma (03/15/06) "Survivors of Katrina were shocked to see help ACTUALLY coming!!" Ultraviolet WINNER: scarlet_ohara (03/15/06) "NRA weddings." 16 Blocks WINNER: Rudy_Gallant (03/08/06) "Balancing Bruce Willis upright required great patience and accuracy." Nightwatch WINNER: Drew_Atreides (03/08/06) "And the in-studio crowd for 'America's Funniest Home Videos' still laughed." Date Movie WINNER: MR_MUCUS (03/01/06) "Tom and Geriatric." Running Scared WINNER: JPBuckner (03/01/06) "Survivor: Detroit." Caption Contest Archives: July 3, 2005 through September 6, 2005 September 13, 2005 through November 9, 2005 November 16, 2005 through December 14, 2005 December 21, 2005 through January 18, 2006 January 25, 2006 through February 22, 2006

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