Below are the winners of the Cranky Caption Contest. At the bottom are links to the archives.
Click on the links to view all non-winning entries in that particular contest.

Stick It WINNER: guitargabe/nickumoh (05/03/06) "In Bizarro world, Moses parted a different Red C." American Dreamz WINNER: sonofthedummy (05/03/06) "Don't worry, I got an idea that will bring the neighbor's cat back to life." Silent Hill WINNER: foxjedi (04/26/06) "This is why strippers shouldn't work Star Trek conventions." American Dreamz WINNER: yvr73 (04/26/06) "Beavis and Butthead: The Later Years." Scary Movie 4 WINNER: Mr_Nonsense (04/19/06) "She was the only hooker in town who'd fist a john." Lucky Number Slevin WINNER: JPBuckner (04/19/06) "Son, you just don't get casual Friday, do you?" Slither WINNER: ROTJob (04/12/06) "This is why it's not a good idea to go down on Courtney Love." The Squid and the Whale WINNER: MR-MUCUS (04/12/06) "Near-sighted palm reader." Basic Instinct 2 WINNER: MR_MUCUS (04/05/06) "The Quick and the Spread." Larry the Cable Guy WINNER: Mr_Nonsense (04/05/06) "Why hicks shouldn't own aquariums." Caption Contest Archives: July 3, 2005 through September 6, 2005 September 13, 2005 through November 9, 2005 November 16, 2005 through December 14, 2005 December 21, 2005 through January 18, 2006 January 25, 2006 through February 22, 2006 March 1, 2006 through March 29, 2006

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