Below are the winners of the Cranky Caption Contest. At the bottom are links to the archives.
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The Break Up WINNER: Goldfish_In_The_Toilet (06/07/06) "Okay, forget the divorce. We can make a buttload just suing Eharmony." Gone with the Wind WINNER: michael3b (06/07/06) "You'll feel a little bloated after it lays its eggs in your stomach." X-Men: The Last Stand WINNER: nickumoh (05/31/06) "In Maury Povich's greenroom, Tinkerbell's son finds out he's the bastard child of Tony Danza." Art School Confidential WINNER: michael3b (05/31/06) "The un-cropped version of the Eisenhower dime." The Da Vinci Code WINNER: MR_MUCUS (05/24/06) "As far as he was concerned, all the other Slim Shady's were just imitating." Just My Luck WINNER: Jung (05/24/06) "The first rule of Mullet Club is, you do not talk about Mullet Club." Poseidon WINNER: Scumby (05/17/06) "This is your last chance to give us the secret KFC recipe, Colonel." An American Haunting WINNER: Goldfish In The Toilet (05/17/06) "It always happens the day after the warranty runs out." Mission: Impossible 3 WINNER: JPBuckner (05/10/06) "The Pentagon's new Cruise Missile was a major dud." Akeelah and the Bee WINNER: rainman76x (05/10/06) "I like big busts and I cannot lie...." Caption Contest Archives: July 3, 2005 through September 6, 2005 September 13, 2005 through November 9, 2005 November 16, 2005 through December 14, 2005 December 21, 2005 through January 18, 2006 January 25, 2006 through February 22, 2006 March 1, 2006 through March 29, 2006 April 5, 2006 through May 3, 2006 Back to the Mr Cranky home page