Culture War

I apologize for my prev post I broke offith this chick

and she stole my meds very angry bean.

But i digress on to the new now

Old People they suck,

Die

DIE

Stupid vapid wench

you r not cute or " simple"

you r a needy DID I SAY NEEDY???

Rtard

You r not wothy of breeding

I was in the supermarket when I ran into one of my co-workers and her husband. The husband had recently learned that my wife and I had just had our first child.

1.Ms cute barista, Perky does not mean SCREAMING  ang giggling while i get my coffee

AHHHHH, next the wineries, How can this

possiibly be fucking legal??

Lets see, take 50 wineries put em on a twisty

windy ass deathroad and give out free samples

Dear God, what have we become?

A swarm of retarded and drunk Bay Area (people)

have proceeded to drunkenly stumble into their SUVs

and careen happlessly up 101 to 128

At some point I figure I'll take the time to do this on a semi-regular basis, but for the time being I'll settle for this typed version of one of my favorite sketch comedy bits.

They burn shit and dance around the flames. They wear goatskin pants and buffalo heads.  They fart and worship stars and trees and dudes named Baal.

It won't happen regardless, but the thought process here is rather intriguing.

I waited in two exceptionally long lines this weekend and in the process discovered, or maybe that's rediscovered, everything that's wrong with America.