I waited in two exceptionally long lines this weekend and in the process discovered, or maybe that's rediscovered, everything that's wrong with America.
I know everyone in here will get it, though only two or three normal people would. Screw them. ^_^
Tattoos are something that impulsive young people do in a moment of foolishness. At least that's what I told my children.
As you may know, every autumn the Cornell Lab of Ornithology has a feeder count. You count all the different species of birds who show up at your feeder every five days.
A 1986 underground short by art student Jim Reardon, who went on to work on THE SIMPSONS.
There was a time I had a certain sense of pride saying those words. No longer. My party, the Republican party, is a rudderless ironclad. The engines are at full steam but the
Use the cuspidor!
Whaddya think it's for?
Ever since the election of George W.
And I don't mean that in a Karl Hungus cable-repairman kind of way. I mean it's an Eight Men Out, Watergate, Jai Alai kind of fixed. As in- it is IN.
Before I let loose, I just want to make clear that I don’t think John McCain is a racist. I just think he’s running a racist campaign and those two things are different.