Movies

It feels like time for the second list that turtles have.  And never fear, there haven't been, aren't, and won't be any boy shorts.  Just some lists of movies, televsion, and those in the

Julie & Julia

Two bombs

Slumdog Millionaire
 
One Bomb
 

In keeping with my quest to bring you reviews from beyond the grave of Cranky Version 1.0, I give you this pile of crap.

Michael Bay hates you. And I can prove it. His disdain for humanity is so overpowering that at THREE SEPARATE TIMES during Transformers 2 somebody or something mentions that Megan Fox is attractive.

Who says you can’t go home? I do.

The last time I saw Christian Bale, it was in Batman Begins. He could barely squeeze into the costume, with rolls of chubb protruting from the mask right at his Pillsbury cheeks.

I’d heard rumors for weeks now, but had never actually seen them myself until last night when I made a concerted effort to look for them.

Spoiler: Star Trek sucks harder than the vacuum of space itself.