Babylon A.D.- A Very Drew Review
This was easily the most confusing movie I have ever seen, including the time I tried to watch Pan's Labyrinth without English subtitles.
Think of the storyline of any really bad Japanese Anime, and then add Vin Diesel and that fighting chick from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
That's what Babylon AD is like.
I would try to outline the plot here, but I can't say exactly what it was about. I can tell you that it was set in a sort of post-apocalyptic version of Earth, with Vin Diesel playing a rough n tough rogue bounty hunter who plays by his own rules. (Whoa, big surprise!)
He is hired to bring some girl to America by an unsavory sort of character who, obviously, will at some point betray everyone. And of course, Vin Diesel winds up getting the hots for said girl, who turns out to be pregnant.
I don't know how she got pregnant, but here's the kicker: she gives birth to twins- each of polar opposite ethnic race.
How does a woman have twins in which one twin is black and one is white? And apparently Vin Diesel can impregnate a woman just by looking at her.
They spend the entire movie running from the bad guys and then the movie just suddenly ends- without any further explanation.
The sad thing is, when I went to see this I really had to pee. But I didn't want to go use the bathroom in fear that I would miss the "key scene" in which I would finally "get" the entire movie. Sadly, no scene exists in this film.