Bloggery and Brittany Rex
I am going to make an heroic attempt to make a new Blog post, a new magical adventure in creative spelling, every Monday Wednesday and Friday. It'll be whatever I think of first. We'll see how long I can keep this up.
Today's topic: Build-A-Bear Workshop
Long story short, I was in the local mall. And I wound up in f___ing Build-A-F___ing-Bear Workshop for some reason, after browsing the zillions of other novelty stores, gift stores, and stores that cater to insanely specific needs (The Lego Store! The Apple Store! The World of Teapots! The Planet of Team-specific Hats!) I maintain that whoever came up with this madn..... inanity needs to sit and think about what they have done. Your precious little snowflake and all her precious little friends get to make their own special stuffed animal and cover it in special and unique liscensed, mass-produced accesories for upwards of Fourty dollars.
On the other hand, you can hypothetically make a toy Tyrannosaurus dressed like Brittany Spears*. And she could sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" appropos of nothing. And this would be awesome.
* For a frame of reference, I mean Brittany then...