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...it nearly killed you?
Was there an actual scene involving a girl who takes a nap with a lizzard playing dead on her foot only to awake top the sound of a boy named justin throwing peaches at a fence?
Sounds like some sort of Judy Blume stuff, or possibly the Beast in Mrs. Rooney's Room. But really, Eragon was childish narration around dragon stuff? I didn't see the film or read the book. Was it a book for young people?
No. No it was not. The "Eragon" Guide had almost nothing to do with Eragon (which, incidentally, is a bunch of cliched claptrap that makes Twilight look like the greatest and most amazing American novel ever written.)
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