Ever read a book so terrible...

...it nearly killed you?

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So wait, was any of that stuff in the movie?

TMundo's picture

Was there an actual scene involving a girl who takes a nap with a lizzard playing dead on her foot only to awake top the sound of a boy named justin throwing peaches at a fence?

Sounds like some sort of Judy Blume stuff, or possibly the Beast in Mrs. Rooney's Room.  But really, Eragon was childish narration around dragon stuff?  I didn't see the film or read the book.  Was it a book for young people?

"Was any of that in the movie?"

MadNessMonster's picture

No.  No it was not.  The "Eragon" Guide had almost nothing to do with Eragon (which, incidentally, is a bunch of cliched claptrap that makes Twilight look like the greatest and most amazing American novel ever written.)

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