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Struggling

Do. Not. Make. The. Obvious. Joke.
No Coaster. Do. not. do. that.
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What's the obvious joke?

What a friend we have in Jesus, eat his flesh and drink his blood!
Well it seems obvious to ME!
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Yeah, you'd think Coaster would be more into Jesus

him being a cannibal and all
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Mmm-mm. That's some mighty tasty Jesus!

I wonder if the quality of the hosts (like the quality of most other manufactured foodstuffs that harken back to my Days O Yore) has also declined?
And can you imaging the hoo-hah that would erupt if there ever was a host recall? Try explaining THAT in catechism.
"What's the matter, little Seamus?"
"I can't eat Jesus because he made my friend Tommy die, choking on his own vomit!"
TheWreck
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Tangy Bar-B-Q flavored Host! mmmmmmm!

{;-) Dan in Miami
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Jesus Crackers

With all the goodness of Jesus but half the fat!
Soylent Green is Jesus!
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Spred some John the Baptist head cheese on that!

Oh no, I went too far!
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I'm guessing now the joke wasn't all that obvious

Judging from the amount of lame-ass comments. Cute video, though.
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HEY MAN.

SKITTLES.
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"Sorry we ate your great-great-grandpa."

Chuck Shepherd – Sun Jan 10, 12:00 am ET
"Sorry we ate your great-great-grandpa." ("Hey, no problem!")
Natives of the Erromango section of the Pacific island Vanuatu recently held a formal "conciliation" with the great-great-grandson of the British missionary whom the islanders' ancestors ate when he came ashore in 1839. Charles Milner-Williams' forebear, Rev. John Williams, was regarded as the most famous Christian missionary of the era.
Vanuatan legislator Ralph Regenvanu told BBC News that cannibalism was traditionally a sacred warrior practice for "vanquishing a threat (and) absorbing the power of the enemy." Nonetheless, he said, the island has long felt "guilt," and even a "complex," from killing and eating Rev. Williams. In penitence, Vanuatu symbolically gave the Williams family a 7-year-old girl, who will not be eaten but whose education Milner-Williams promised to underwrite. [BBC News, 12-7-09]
http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20100110/od_notw/nwx100110xml
{;-) Dan in Miami
PS: Mmmmm! Tangy bar-b-q flavored missionary!
PPS: What wine goes with an Anglican? Perhaps a dry white Cardonnay?
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